ROBIN'S MONTREAL ESCORT REVIEWS

This is an archive of my own reviews of Montreal escorts. I've written far more on this city than all other places combined. They are in chronological order with the most recent ones at the end. Some abbreviations and keywords used are:

cbj - covered blow job (fellatio with condom)
bbbj - bare back blow job (fellatio without condom)
bbbjtc/bbbjtcim - bbbj to completion in mouth (ejaculation in mouth)
bls -  ball licking & suckingdaty - dining at the Y (cunnilingus)
dp - digital penetration (allows finger in vagina)
2-fs - 2nd "full service" (intercourse) allowed in same hour
gfe (girlfriend experience) - kiss+daty+bbbj
cgfe (covered gfe) - kiss+daty+cbj
greek - anal sex
ymmv - your mileage may vary (the activity was allowed for some clients and refused for others)
$ - Fee in Canadian dollars, +$ means extra fee.
conversation - enjoyable conversation (in English)
wine - likes to drink wine with client
shower - shares shower with client
hobbyist - habitual escort customer
spreadsheet - the Montreal escort spreadsheet I authored for a long time
black/brown - black hair/brown eyes
A 5-based rating like 5-4-3 is shorthand for appearance=excellent, personality=above average, service=average. Later reviews use a 10-based rating like 9-8-6.

 

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1995-96

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Montreal was not a frequent destination for me. I only have vague memories and spotty notes from a couple of visits.

 

Heartbreakers

Tina the receptionist is friendly and helpful with descriptions

$175 to Airport Hilton

Natalie

Very attractive. Did not let me go down on her, but gave me a good half-and-half.

 

 

Heartbreakers

(514) 939-2513

$150 to Delta Montreal

Alisha

Pretty and sexy co-ed. Kissed. Enjoyed oral sex on her. Good blowjob. Great sex. Promised to see her again, but was she no longer at Hearbreakers the next time.

 

 

*****

1997

*****

 

Montreal Escort Report

 

Escort Agency:

I started with an agency that has given me good service before: Heartbreakers, 939-2513, www.montrealescorts.com. Since I had recently encountered an overweight escort in another city, I asked for their slimmest girl and got Sophie, a slender 5'5" brunette. The rate was $175 ($130 US), no extra costs. Sophie was very friendly and stayed the whole hour. We had leisurely sex (half and half) and an engaging conversation. She also gave a great massage using body lotion, her hands and her pussy.

 

Nude-Dancing Bar:

The first few bars I tried had seedy looking dancers. Then I found Club 669 on St. Catherine which had very attractive girls. You pick a dancer from about 10 sitting in a row of booths, and ask for a nude dance at your table for $6 or in a semiprivate area for $10.  The catch is that they dance continuously and keep you occupied with small talk, while your tab increases each time the DJ starts a new song. I ended up owing $40 before realizing this.

 

Private-Dance Parlor:

I went to Pussycorp on St. Catherine Street near St. Denis. As soon as I entered the lounge, I was surrounded by a group of 6 women who bared their breasts and played with their nipples.  I picked one (a dancer not a nipple) and paid $40 for a private dance with both of us naked. She turned down my offer to pay for sex. I turned down her do-it-yourself options.

 

Massage Parlor:

I did not try any because other reports say a hand job is all you can get from most of them. I needed full service for full satisfaction.

 

Street Girls:

I saw a few prostitutes on St. Catherine about a 1/2 block from St. Laurent . Whenever I made eye contact, I was asked if I wanted to have sex. None of these were of reasonable quality. Later, I saw attractive girls at St. Catherine and Sanguinet, wiggling their hips at passing cars.  They suddenly scattered out of sight and I saw a police van cruise by.  I got cold feet about pursuing this option.

 

Independent Escort:

I browsed through the Gazette newspaper and the Mirror, a free tabloid found near entrances to magazine shops and grocery stores. The majority escort ads were by agencies. There seemed to be an unusually large number of ads about mature women over 40.  Most of the rest were by nameless escorts giving vague descriptions.  The ad that caught my eye read:

 

"JESSY, beautiful slim & classy girl. Call and you won't be disappointed! Outcalls only. If you are in a hotel leave your room # after the telephone #. 986-8528"

 

Jessy called back soon after I paged her, and described herself as 24 years old with long brown hair, 5'4", 105 lbs, 34B-24-34. Her rate was $120 ($90 US) all inclusive, so I quickly accepted. When she arrived I saw her description was accurate and she was really pretty. The session was enjoyable - She gave me head with a great tongue action and asked if I wanted sex straight, doggie style or with her on top. She used 2 condoms one over the other for sex, saying it was safer that way. Even this didn't take care of her spermophobia, because she hurried to get it out soon after ejaculation. But we lay and chatted afterwards. Jessy said she turns off her pager for days when she doesn't want to escort, and she alternates her hair color between blonde and brunette.

 

 

Montreal Report - Part Deux

 

I sampled more places on another trip to Montreal , Canada . I've also included my earlier report. (I got with Sophie from Heartbreakers again).

 

Nude Hairdresser:

I called the number in the newspaper ad, and was directed to the town of Dorion far west on on Route 20, just off Montreal Island . A Moroccan girl gave me a haircut for $30 and offered a "sex show" for another $60. This was disappointing - she screwed herself with a dildo while asking me to masturbate, and didn't even attempt a hand job.

 

Nude Dancing:

I found a strip club "Miss Dorion" on Route 20 in Dorion just west of Montreal . The dancers were friendly and didn't hustle. I asked about the "Danse sans contact" signs on the $10 dance booths, and they assured me it meant nothing. I tried a couple of dancers and sure enough, they allowed touching everywhere except the pubic area. One of them (another Sophie) parted her cunt and played with her clit, but brushed my hand away when I tried to help

 

Massage Parlor:

The Montreal Gazette had an ad that said "La Confiance - Learn to Massage Women - no sex 277-1524." I called and was directed to 123 Jean Talon between St. Urbain & Waverly. The charge was $35/hr or $30 for 45 min for a massage lesson. I was taken to a room with Madelene, who was lying nude except for a towel over her butt and dragon tattoo on her back. I got a fairly good lesson in a full body massage that skirts around the breasts and pubic area. It became apparent that sex was not available (especially with the instructor popping into the room every few minutes to continue the instructions), so I resigned myself to enjoying the physical contact and conversation with Madeline.

 

I considered the $30 Canadian well spent and was surprised to see another WSG report on this "An attractive lady disrobes, you begin to massage her, she moans, makes you think you'll get something ... then, like a little cock-tease tart, berates you verbally for being a pervert for getting an erection, and storms out of the room..." I guess your satisfaction will depend on what your expectations are for $30.

 

 

*****

1998

*****

 

Review of Karina of Heartbreakers.

Agency Escort Outcall

Montreal , Quebec

(514) 939-2513 www.montrealescorts.com

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Above Average

Quality of Service: Above Average

 

I called Heartbreakers and asked for Virginia or Sophie, who had good reviews on the internet. But the lady said that neither of them work there anymore. She suggested Karina, a slim french canadian, like Sophie, 5'5, 34C, 115 lb, long reddish brown hair.

 

 

When Karina arrived, I found her to be attractive and friendly. After we got comfortable, I noticed she had rings in her navel and cunt. The latter gave me an unusual sensation when going down on her. We finished doggie style. She said the next time I should ask for a 2-girl session her and Kim, her blonde room-mate. It seems they do a great lesbian show together.

 

 

Review of BlondeAngel

Independent Escort Outcall

Montreal , Quebec

(514) 897-9680

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Above Average

Quality of Service: Excellent

 

I paged BlondeAngel (Andrea) this afternoon. She called back and said she usually restricts her business to hotels near downtown and doesn't go to West Island where my hotel was. When I told her I found her through Lyla's board, she agreed to come if I paid $175 instead of her usual $150/hour for full service.

 

When she arrived, I found her stunning. She has a pretty face, straight blonde hair and a very slim body. She was also pleasant company. Her petite tits and shaved pussy were yummy. We had full service after I gave oral. We cuddled for a while and then she invited me to take a shower with her. It was an enjoyable hour.

 

 

Review of Annik of Annik & Friends.

Independent Escort Outcall

Montreal , Quebec

(514) 288-5427 http://www.mlink.net/~annik

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Excellent

Quality of Service: Excellent

 

Annik provided excellent company with her pleasant French- accented voice and intelligent conversation. She was delighted when I gave her a half-bottle of ice wine. Annik has an average figure, attractive face and deep throat. My mouth tends to roam, and I was glad when she said I could go anywhere except her belly button. I enjoyed full service in two positions. I gave her an amateurish massage afterwards.

 

(I've avoided explicit descriptions, so as not to make her  uncomfortable.)

 

PS: Annik, I will always remember you as the soft and cuddly girl who went out of her way to make sure I had a good time. I enjoyed your company and services. I will definitely see you again on my next trip to Montreal .

 

 

Review of Tania of Hampstead Studio

Massage Service Incall

Montreal , Quebec

(514) 485-8881

Looks: Average

Attitude: Average

Quality of Service: Average

 

I followed a recommendation given by another reviewer, who  emailed me about the variety of activities he had enjoyed and the tip he paid. I was not as successful as him. Hampstead Studio is clean massage salon on the 3rd floor of a building at Queen Mary and Earnscliffe. Tania was also acting as the receptionist on this slow afternoon and collected the $45 fee for an hour.

 

I took a shower in the massage room, placed a $40 advance tip near the massage oil, and got on the massage table. Tania gave me a decent massage, during which time I told her I wanted to go down on her. She shook her head and said "Next time". She remained fully clothed throughout. When she started to give me a hand job, I told her I wanted at least a blow job. She gave me a bareback one, taking it out at the critical moment.

 

The session satisfied my curiosity on massage salons, but with the realization that the massage and escort scenes are worlds apart.

 

 

Review of Virginia of Heartbreakers.

Agency Escort Outcall

Montreal , Quebec

(514) 939-2513 http://www.montrealescorts.com

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Quality of Service: Excellent

 

I finally managed to call Heartbreakers on a night when Virginia was available. I had read good reviews of her but she travels often and escorts sporadically even when she is in town. She was worth waiting for.

 

Virginia is a beautiful lady with long auburn hair and a mischievous smile. She has a Barbie doll figure - long legs, narrow waist and firm grapefruit breasts. She is also a good conversationalist. She lit three wide candles and turned out the lights before getting in bed. I'm orally inclined and was dejected when she said she doesn't allow that. But when I explained it was important to me, she acquiesced, and even seemed to enjoy it. She then gave me a very talented half and half.

 

I could end the review here but I feel the need to add some explicitness to complete the story: The second half started doggy style, but after a while she slid her knees down until we were both lying flat, with me still inside her. It was an excellent way to finish the full service. I don't think any doggy can do that!

 

 

Review of Isabel of Heartbreakers

Agency Escort Outcall

Montreal , Quebec

(514) 939-2513 http://www.montrealescorts.com

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Average

Quality of Service: Average

 

The steady drizzle when I arrived in Montreal dissuaded me from making a quick dash to Ottawa to see one their fine providers. Virginia was unreachable, so I decided to try someone new at Heartbreakers. I arranged with Tina to see Caroline as soon as she reported for work. At the appointed time, Tina called to say that Caroline had stood her up, but there were other girls available. I told Tina I preferred a girlfriend type, and she recommended Isabel, a longhaired brunette, who had good reviews from customers.

 

Isabel was a girl in a hurry. She didn't put much effort in carrying a conversation. She undressed, asked me to do the same, put on protection and seemed to start a hand job. She wasn't interested in kissing or cuddling and said she does not let anyone go down on her. I decided to break up with this 'girlfriend' and abort the session. But Isabel persuaded me to continue and made an honest effort to salvage the session.

 

She slowed down to let me fondle her for a while, gave me a decent blow job and asked me what position I wanted. I explained Virginia 's doggy technique (see my earlier review - Tina gives me an email knuckle-rap if I get too explicit). Isabel was happy to accommodate this request.

 

She got dressed and called for her ride. I noticed it was exactly 30 minutes from her arrival. While she waited, she browsed the Heartbreaker site using my laptop. She seems a lot more relaxed and friendly when she is not working.

 

 

*****

1999

*****

 

Review of Annik of Annik & Friends

Independent Escort Outcall

Montreal , Quebec

(514) 288-5427 http://www.mlink.net/~annik

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Excellent

Quality of Service: Excellent

 

I already have a review of Annik in the archives, and a testimonial on her web page. But that was many months ago when she was a blonde, but now she's a redhead. Her personality has not changed - she wasn't a dumb blonde before, and she's not a hotheaded redhead now. And her eyes are as blue as ever.

 

I gave her the $200 fee and a bottle of her favorite liqueur. She gave me impeccable service. Her lips and belly button were off limits, but I enjoyed everything else. Afterwards I gave her a massage, using moves I remembered from a La Confiance massage lesson.

 

I asked about her friends, hoping to get an inside tip on any girl who enjoys all the activities that I do, who I could call next. But her friends don't tell her details of what they do. She just knows about Anna (who uses saran wrap) because they go on 2-girl dates.

 

 

Review of Victoria

Independent Escort Outcall

Montreal or Ottawa , Canada

(613)277-7507, classifieds at  http://www.lyla.com/

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Quality of Service: Excellent

 

I'm in Montreal for a couple of weeks and found that Ottawa 's Victoria is within reach from here, if you have 6 hours free. I have already reviewed her at http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=459596615 but I'm adding this as a how-to guide for Montreal visitors. We made arrangements through long-distance phone calls, and she suggested I make a reservation at the Comfort Inn (613-744-2900), which has a $47 day-rate. On the day of the appointment, I left a message for her that I was on my way, drove 2 hours on Highway 40W and 417W to St. Laurent exit 115 where the hotel is. I called her with my room number and she arrived on schedule. This is a popular rendezvous motel, and Victoria   made a few heads turn and eyes drool when she stepped out of her car.

 

Along with her $200 fee, I gave her a $50 lingerie gift-certificate in appreciation of her help in setting this up. And I enjoyed another whirlwind date with a beautiful, passionate and energetic girlfriend. Armed with massage oil and a massage lesson from Montreal 's La Confiance (514-277-1524), I did my part to relax her too. Before she left, we made plants for an encore next week. (I'm Robin and I am a Victoriaholic!)

 

Be warned that Victoria 's popularity exceeds her availability. You have to call days ahead and she picks very few customers for each day. I'm sure many callers miss out through no fault of their own.

 

PS: Victoria has retired now.

 

 

Review of Sonia

Independent Escort Outcall

Montreal , Ontario

(514) 935-2793

 

Looks: Below Average

Attitude: Average

Quality of Service: Above Average

 

It had been a good trip so far. I had renewed acquaintances with Annik and Virginia in Montreal , and Victoria in Ottawa . It was now my last night in Montreal , with my next scheduled visit several months away. I got the urge to put on my explorer's hat and try someone who hadn't been reviewed yet. I picked up a copy of the Mirror, a free magazine and called the number for Sonia 'Beautiful and Elegant'. Sonia wasn't fluent in English (she is Lebanese). She said would come right away, and her fee was $85. I assumed I would have to negotiate an additional tip for services.

 

When she arrived it was obvious that 'Beautiful and Elegant' was false advertising. She was way overweight with sagging breasts and belly. I had mentally rehearsed my response to such a situation - I would send the escort back to discourage deceptive ads. But when the moment came, my spine turned to jello and I chickened out. Her service was no problem. She asked me do do whatever I wanted, and even suggested things like sticking my finger deep inside. But this was not an encounter I would care to repeat.

 

I accept occasional disappointments as the price of this hobby. Besides, I have enough memories of fantastic dates to last till my next visit.

 

 

Review of Tianna

Independent Escort Outcall

Montreal , Quebec

(514) 484-0115

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Above Average

Quality of Service: Above Average

 

It was mid-way between two trips to Victoria (the person), and I was debating who to call to fill in the gap. I decided to browse the classifieds in Lyla's List, and noticed a new independent, Tianna, in Montreal . She returned my call promptly, quoted a rate of $150 for an hour, and agreed to come over right away. Tianna was a slim petite blonde (20 yrs, 5'4, 100lbs, 34B-24-34), attractive and friendly. She allowed oral and provided full service. She set a fast pace, finishing well before the hour.

 

She said she didn't have a computer and that her ad was posted by a friend. She asked me to get Lyla's classifieds on my laptop, and she typed in a new ad in ALL CAPS. I noticed that her hourly rate had increased over the past hour!

 

 

Review of Audrey of Amour & Passion

Agency Escort Outcall

Montreal , Quebec

(514) 212-0069

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Excellent

Quality of Service: Excellent

 

It was near the end of my Montreal trip and all the mental effort at work was a strain on my dick, so I headed to a strip club for diversion. Near the entrance, a man gave me a business card for an unfamiliar escort agency - Amour & Passion (514) 212-0069. He was energetic, distributing cards to club customers, answering his cell phone, and even canvassing dancers who where arriving.

 

I introduced myself as a potential client and was surprised to hear that he owned the agency. It's not often that we get to meet an agency operator (other than exceptions like Annik). His name was George and he had five girls available. The rate was $130 for a full hour, with unlimited service. I asked him if he knew which of his girls allowed oral. He said they are all 'very open' and of course they would.  I called George later from my hotel, reminded him of our conversation, and I asked for a girl who was good-looking and fun to be with. He recommended Audrey, 18 yrs, 5'6, 110 lb, 34B, short black hair, green eyes, and Vanessa, 5'6, 125 lb, 36B, long blonde hair, blue eyes.

 

Audrey was an attractive girl with a very slender figure and small tits. She set the clock radio to soft music and placed a handful of condoms on the night stand. (A sure way to cause performance anxiety in a client). She spoke almost no English but seemed to understand me. I was clueless about her replies in French, but her friendly and accommodating nature made that inconsequential. She started with a long french-kissing session even before we undressed. She continued the kissing and cuddling girlfriend simulation in bed. When I went down on her, she seemed to enjoy it as much as I did.

 

She started next on a condomless blow job. I don't have any particular fascination with BBBJ, but the way she was doing it was a sensual and visual pleasure. Soon I had to signal a warning. She nodded in acknowledgment and continued till I could no longer hold out. She kept swallowing until there was no trace of the outcome. We spent the last 15 minutes kissing and caressing. I did not recover past semihard, so I never got to use any of her condoms. I gave her a tip that crossed the language barrier to communicate my appreciation of her talents.

 

PS: This agency is now closed.

 

 

*****

2000

*****

 

Name: Alexandra

Company: Agence West Island

Phone: (514) 952-7577

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Quality: Above Average

 

My Montreal encounters are essentially 'snacking' between 'meals' at Ottawa . This lets me try new providers without worrying too much about disappointments. I noticed a classified ad in the Montreal Gazette announcing a new agency called Agence West-Island. Ray the operator described three girls and I chose Alexandra 20 yrs, 5'2", 100lb, 34C. He said she would be there in an hour and the fee would be $130/hr for unlimited service. Alexandra was a cute little blonde who looked younger than 20. She couldn't speak a word of English and I couldn't speak a word of French, so our efforts at communication were comical. She soon settled into an accommodative role, letting me kiss, cuddle and give her an oral (even holding it parted for me the whole time). A good half-and-half followed. While we lay cuddling and caressing afterwards, I was longing for a real conversation. But we had to settle for talking past each other to avoid a silence. (I hope she was saying nice things to me too). I recharged in time for a second service before the end of the hour.

 

 

Name: Lucy of Betterhalf

Company: BetterHa

Phone: (514) 898-1690

Web Site: http://www.betterhalfescorts.coml

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Excellent

Quality: Above Average

 

I had originally made arrangements with Heartbreakers a day in advance, but the appointment time passed without anybody showing up or calling. I had to call to find out that the escort hadn't reported for work that day and I need to re-schedule with another. This gave me the impetus to check out another agency instead. I called Betterhalf Escorts, and Alexandra the owner asked if I had seen any of her girls before. She recommended Lucy as someone she knew personally. The fee was $175 including transportation. Lucy was somewhat heavyset at 38C-29-37, but had an attractive face and a friendly personality. She provided french-kissing, Y-dining, BBBJ and full service. She stayed the full hour to cuddle and talk.

 

 

Name:  Gabrielle of Exxxtreme

Company:  Exxxtreme

Category:  Agency Escort

Phone:  (514) 829-4067

Rating Looks: Attitude: Quality:

Excellent  Excellent  Excellent

 

Description:  There were several agencies with xxx in their name and I wasn't certain if Exxxtreme was the popular one. Vanessa who answered the phone was very friendly and described a couple of girls, including Gabrielle 5'3", 108 lbs, 34C-24-34, 21 yrs, blonde. But she was on another call and would not be available for another two hours. I decided to have one of the girls who could come right away, but Vanessa recommended that as their first-time customer, it would be best if I saw Gabrielle. I was impressed by her sincerity and agreed to wait. The fee was $150/hour. Gabrielle was a pretty girl with a petite figure, nice breasts and an engaging personality. It was a pleasure to dine on her shaved pussy and I'm certain she enjoyed it as much as I did. After a BJ and full service, we cuddled, kissed and talked. Gabrielle has the knack of establishing rapport with her customer and making him feel she really likes him. She was intelligent and familiar with the internet, discussing how reviews tend to drive bad escorts and agencies out of business, but sometimes a single review could hurt an otherwise good agency. She has built up a large client base through on-line referrals, and turns down other agencies who offer her more money to switch. I gave her a massage, and we exchanged kisses and e-mail addresses before she left.

 

 

Victoria of Exxxtreme

514-829-4067

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Above Average

 

This Montreal trip doesn't seem to go according to plan. I assumed April would be springtime, but I was greeted with heavy snowfall. I noticed my hotel had a 'Beaver Club' but it turned out to be their restaurant - no nudity there. I called for Gabrielle at Exxxtreme escorts, but she was out of town. Vanessa the receptionist suggested Victoria (I couldn't turn down somebody with this name) 5'6, 115 lb, 36D, 23 yrs, curly blonde hair. The fee was $140 and she could be at my room in 10 minutes! Victoria had an upbeat personality and was familiar with the room layout. She grabbed a Bordeaux from the minibar and a corkscrew from the cabinet. We had a nice conversation over over wine, before moving on to other activities (Kissing, Y-dining, BJ, full-service).

 

 

Alexandra of Fantasme

514-944-9545

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Excellent

 

I tried to reach Katiti Lyne, an independent reviewed here recently, but she never called back. I decided to call Fantasme, an agency that crops up in reviews but is never advertised in English. Eric, the operator was friendly and I didn't feel unwelcome at not knowing French. He offered Alexandra, 18 yrs, 5'4, 105 lbs, 34C, long red hair, blue eyes. The fee was $140/hr. Alexandra was a pretty little French girl with silky auburn hair, slim figure and shaved pussy. She spoke English reasonably well. I enjoyed her company and her services (a girlfriend experience by any standard). Afterwards, we surfed the web while sipping red wine (both at her request). She examined the Fantasme site (she is not listed there yet) and some review sites (via links at www.lyla.com). She was disappointed that she wasn't in any review, and asked me to post one on her. I try to adapt to an SP's preferences on reviews - whether it's to keep things under wraps or publicize them. So I also posted a review at www.deja.com. I'll find out her response in the next session we have set up. My observation is that new escorts feel reviews are good for them, while the more experienced ones feel they are not.

 

 

Maria of Exxxtreme   

514-915-4339

 

Montreal , Quebec

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Excellent

 

The phone number I had for this agency was disconnected, but they had an ad in the Gazette with the new number. Steve answered the phone and I decided on Maria who was Hispanic, 5'3", 105 lb, 34B, 21 yrs, short brown hair, $140/hr. Maria was cute and friendly, providing good services (kissing, Y-dining, half & half) and intelligent conversation. Afterwards, she let me shower with her and soap her back. She says she loves sex and showers. With her, anybody would. In other news, Gabrielle who worked at this agency emailed me saying that she is now independent and takes email appointments only. But the email responses were slow and we couldn't plan far enough ahead for a date. I saw Alexandra from Fantasme again. She was pleased to see my review.

 

PS: This agency is now closed.

 

 

Sara of Private Lies

514-912-4897

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Excellent

 

I was back in Montreal but had a couple of days to wait before the first of my scheduled repeat dates with Ottawa and Montreal escorts. I decided to call Private Lies, an agency whose co-owner is quite active on Lyla's discussion board. Ann, the operator said she didn't have any outcall girls that night, but described the girls available on incall, including Sara, 5'7, 115 lbs, 20 yrs. I hesitated, but it seemed an opportunity to try something different in Montreal . Ann asked me to call her in 30 minutes from a certain intersection, which I located in my downtown map with her help. When I called from the convenience store pay phone, I was given the apartment address and the intercom code. Sara was topless when she answered the door! She was a slender girl with small breasts and a playboy bunny tattoo. I paid the $140/hr fee and soon got as comfortable as her. Sara didn't initiate any activity on her own, but went along with my lead in doing what I wanted. This included Y-dining, BJ, and two helpings of full service, with plenty of kissing, cuddling and conversation in between.

 

 

Julie of Pvt Lies

514-912-4897

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Above Average

Overall Quality: Average

 

I called Private Lies again and the same operator answered. But it turns out her name is Alexa, not Ann as quoted in my review of Sara. I don't know how I got confused. Alexa said Sara was not available, but she had an escort who could outcall. She described Julie 23 yrs, 5'5", 110 lbs, 34C-24-34, long brown hair, brown eyes. The outcall fee was $160/hr and she could be at my hotel in an hour. Julie spoke very little English. She was friendly enough but had firm restrictions- no kissing, Y-dining or BBBJ. She gave a covered BJ and put on a dollop of KY-jelly, leading to a slip sliding kind of full service. The rest of the hour was mostly silent cuddling, with a repeat bj, jelly and full service at the end.

 

 

Sophia (Fantasme)

514-944-9545

 

Looks: Average

Attitude: Above Average

Overall Quality: Above Average

 

It was between my 3rd and 4th pilgrimages to an Ottawa goddess, and I tried to get a Montreal angel for a quick fellowship. I called Legs Wide Open 501-9682 (Yes Virginia , there is such an agency), but they had only one available and I didn't care for her description. Fantasme had a limited selection, and I placed my bet on Sophia who was described as 20 yrs, 5'3, 115 lbs, 34D, blonde. However, she turned out to be older, heavier and poorly bleached. Sophia provided Y-dining, BJ, doggie-style, cuddling and a repeat half & half at the end. She asked if she could take a shower and I asked if I could join her. She was surprised at my request but agreed.

 

 

Kathia   

Les Filles Mr Jacques

(514) 862-9292 / 983-5992

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Above Average

 

I understood Les Filles to be French agency where girls speak little English but sometimes compensate with liberal services. Gabrielle at the phone recommended I see Kathia (24 yr, 5'2, 106 lb, 34B-24-34, long blonde hair, green eyes) who could speak English. The fee was $130/hr and she would be there in 30 minutes. When Kathia saw my laptop, she asked to go on line. She had heard from another escort about an unflattering review at Canbest but didn't have a computer to check it out. She browsed reviews of herself but they were generally favorable, which seemed to reassure her. I found that Kathia loves wine, pretzels and web-surfing. She finished most of two half-bottles of red and white wines and a bag of pretzel sticks from the minibar. She wasn't into kissing, other than pecks on the lips. But I enjoyed dining at the Y while she dined on the pretzels. She gave me a brief bbbj before full service. Then she was back to surfing the net in the nude. Kathia is trying to get into porn movies. She showed me a casting-studio site where she is advertised under a different name, with semi-nude close-ups showing her face clearly from different angles. The agency had to page her before she got off the computer and into her clothes. She left me a note with her name (Kathia not Katia) and the Les Filles phone numbers to call her again. She had spent more than half the session on the web and wine, but I enjoyed her company so perhaps I will.

 

 

Annie   

Private Lies

(514) 912-4897

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Excellent

 

Private Lies is a busy agency but they don't take reservations too far in advance. They start bookings around 6 pm for the evening shift and soon prime-time slots fill up for their popular escorts. My previous attempt to get someone from my list of 'kissing-escorts' was unsuccessful, so I took Chloe's advice to call early. I see there are 3 ladies (like Charlie's Angels) who answer the phone. Ann remembered me as a previous customer and said Annie was available. But rather than have her outcall, it would be best if I came to the incall apartment. So I did, gave Annie the $140/hr and we soon got comfortable. Annie's first question was "What do you like to do?". When I told her, she said "Me too" and we started a long session of French-kissing. After a great dining at her Y, Annie said she normally gives the first bj without a condom, but she had just been to the dentist, so could she use one this time? I didn't mind and enjoyed her deep-throat skills. When she asked what position I wanted for full service, I opted for Missionary, just so we could continue kissing. Afterwards we cuddled, kissed, talked, kissed and soon she recharged my batteries for a second half-and-half. Annie (25 yr, 5'5, 123 lb, 36C-25-36, blonde/blue) is a warm and friendly person who knows how to leave a customer feeling good.

 

 

Isabelle   

Agence XXX

(514) 386-0444, 8918-4455

 

Montreal , Quebec

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Above Average

Overall Quality: Above Average

 

I tried my luck in getting a kissing-escort from a French agency XXX. Francois suggested Isabelle (24 yr, 5'7, 120 lb, 36C-24-36, long brown hair) for $140/hr. Isabelle was attractive, spoke English and provided standard services - daty, covered bj and full service, but she wouldn't kiss. (My theory about French agencies is that the escort's services tend to be inversely proportional to her knowledge of English). Afterwards when we were having a good conversation over wine I mentioned my fascination with Montreal escorts who provide girlfriend experiences like kissing. She immediately volunteered that she never kisses on the first date, but does with repeat customers. To prove it, she planted a long sloppy-wet kiss on my lips!

 

 

Anik   

Private Lies

(514) 912-4897

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Excellent

 

Ann who is very helpful on the phone briefed me on who was available and I picked Anik, since she has recently been reviewed as a kissing escort. Ann told me that was an excellent choice (like a waiter would over a wine selection). The incall apartment has no parking lot and I didn't fancy a stroll in the freezing weather, but I found I could walk part of the way underground from my hotel. Anik (26 yr, 5'5, 125 lb, 36D-25-36, auburn/blue, $140/hr) provided me with a wonderful hour filled with cuddling, french-kissing, daty, bbbj and full service. She is also an excellent conversationalist. She says she would feel cheap if she disconnected herself mentally while providing the physical services. Anik is a student in Montreal but goes to the US to escort whenever she can. She is marketed as a Fiery French Redhead for US$200/hr, which is a ridiculous bargain for GFE services. That Montrealers can have her anytime for less than US$100 seems so unfair. She is going to Washington DC next week, will be back in Montreal for a few days before Christmas, and then you won't see her till school re-opens in January.

 

PS: This agency is closed and Anik is now independent at www.escortanik.com

 

 

Ginger/Nadia   

Top Girls/Top Models

(514) 574-5407/919-0159

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Average

Overall Quality: Above Average

 

I tried a new agency that is advertised as Top Girls and Private Club with the same number. Alan at the phone asked me if I had seen their web site and said Ginger (27 yr, 5'5, 112 lb, 34B-24-36, brown hair with blonde highlights) could be there in half an hour and the fee was $150. Ginger arrived and introduced herself - as Nadia of Top Models (which is also advertised as VIP escorts). I guess the agency markets girls under different brands but hasn't trained them properly to switch identities. I told Nadia I loved kissing, and she obliged. But she didn't stay the whole hour. After dining at the Y, covered bj and full service, she took a shower and called for the driver. For this, she used the number on a business card for Glamour Girl, which advertises as yet another agency in the Mirror magazine. I don't think anyone can untangle the links between agency names in Montreal .

 

 

Dana   

Asservissante

(514) 592-6465

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Excellent

 

I didn't want to leave the warmth of my hotel room, so I opted for outcall. I called Asservissante (means "controlling" according to a web translator), which advertises only in French papers. Martin at the phone was very friendly and said I was sure to like Dana (19 yr, 5'4, 105 lb, 34B-24-34, long blonde hair). Dana was a slim and pretty girl who spoke enough English to be pleasant company. This was her second week at the agency. She shied away from kissing, but was otherwise uninhibited - providing cuddling, daty, a long slow bbbj and a choice of positions for full service. Afterwards she let me join her in the shower where I soaped her body while she shampooed her hair. (I was her last customer for the day).

 

 

Angelique   

Private-Lies

(514) 912-4897

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Above Average

 

I couldn't leave Montreal without another Private-Lies session. Perhaps the next time, instead of checking into a hotel, I should just rent one of Chloe's apartments (especially if it came with room service). Ann recommended Angelique who had joined Private-Lies recently, but the incall location had changed and was too far to walk in the cold. I was trying to get Ann's suggestion on the nearest place to park when she said "Why don't you just take a cab from your hotel?". (Why didn't I think of that?) Angelique (19 yr, 5'6, 120 lb, 36B-24-34, brown hair) started with a relaxing massage. She didn't allow dining at the Y but made up for it by kissing and some nice moves like using breasts to caress intimate areas. After a covered bj and full service, we cuddled, kissed and talked until I was ready for a second helping.

 

 

*****

2001

*****

 

Sophie of Glamour Girls

(514) 217-4885

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Above Average

 

This agency had a classified ad in SP-list but no web site. John the owner recommended Sophie (26 yr, 5'8, 120 lb, 34C-24-34, long blonde/blue). The fee was $160/hr. Sophie was attractive and friendly, and we started with a long kissing and cuddling session. She didn't allow daty, so we moved on to a covered bj and full service. Sophie spoke enough English to communicate while we cuddled and talked afterwards. She has been with Glamour Girl only for a couple of months and she occasionally gets referrals from Top Models. She mentioned that in Paris her home town, agencies are illegal so all escorts are independents. She stayed the full hour to give me a second half-and-half at the end.

 

 

Claudia of Private lies

(514) 912-4897

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Excellent

 

In Montreal , French agencies are usually the best bet for uninhibited service and English agencies for girls who can converse in English. Private Lies seems to have many escorts who do both. Ann the phone lady briefed me on the girls available and I chose Claudia (Black, 22 yr, 5'5, 110 lb, 34C-24-34). The incall was at yet another new location but I got clear directions. Claudia was a cute girl with a slim figure and a friendly attitude. We started with cuddling and kissing each other everywhere but the lips, followed by a long daty while she watched TV. She said "It's my turn - let's do a 69" and I found myself on my back enjoying both daty and bbbj. Soon I warned her that I couldn't hold out much longer, but she just said OK and continued through a "bare back 69 to completion". Afterwards we cuddled and talked. When I thanked her for the unusual experience, she broke into a mischievous smile and said if I wanted something else unusual, she would do greek for another $50. I readily agreed, but I guess she had drained me completely because I didn't get hard enough in the remainder of the hour. So we've kept that option for our next date. The fee was $150 and I left her a tip.

 

 

Cynthia of Mademoiselle

(514) 816-4696

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Excellent

 

I called Mademoiselle and asked for Cynthia (18 yr, 5'2, 100 lb, 32B-22-32, brown/brown, $130/hr) because she had good reviews as kissing escort. Daniel the operator said she would be at my hotel in an hour and added that they had switched to a new phone number 816-4696. Cynthia was a pretty girl with a petite frame and an engaging smile. I offered her wine from the minibar and she picked the white Mouton Cadet. We started kissing between sips of wine and I soon realized that she may be the best french-kisser in town. She didn't speak a word of English, but always sensed what I wanted and showed her desire to please. We peeled off each other's clothes and cuddled and kissed in bed. I moved on to dine at the Y and she seemed to enjoy it too. She gave me a nice bbbj before fishing out a condom for full service. There was more wining, dining and petting, punctuated by lots of french-kissing. We had warmed up for a second service when Daniel called. We had run out of time earlier than I thought. Before she left, I got out my calendar and tried to convey that I wanted to see her again in a couple of days and needed to know when she would be working. I think we have an agreement on that. I felt she was too good to be true and may disappear from the scene before my next trip. It would be hard to find a cuter escort who provides french-kissing, daty & bbbj. Now if only I could speak French...

 

PS: This agency is now closed.

 

Cindy of Asservissante

(514) 592-6465

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Above Average

Overall Quality: Above Average

 

I called Asservissante where I've had good service before (though I don't see my previous review for this agency here). Martin recommended Cindy (19 yr, 5'3, 100 lb, 34B-23-34, brunette/blue, $140/hr). Cindy was a stunning beauty - she would turn heads anywhere. She spoke some English and we chatted over wine. As we undressed, she said she doesn't wear a bra because she doesn't need to, and I could see her breasts were pretty much self-supporting. She didn't like to be kissed anywhere on her face that would ruin her makeup, so I stayed below her neck while we cuddled in bed. She apologized that she does "everything with a condom" and I told her bbbj is not important for me, but I enjoy daty. That was OK with her, so I was relieved that we had a reasonable fit in terms of service. I dined on her for a long time and we finished with a half-and-half). Cindy said she needed the last 15 minutes to shower (No, not with me unfortunately) and get ready before calling for her ride. That still gave us some time for more wine, cuddling, and enjoying the eye candy.

 

 

Melinda

Les Filles de Mr Jacques

(514) 862-9292 / 983-5992

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Excellent

 

I called this agency because they specialize in escorts with few restrictions. (I don't see my previous review for this agency too.) Jacques suggested Melinda (23 yr, 5'2, 115 lb, 34B-24-34, long brown/green, $130/hr). Melinda looked good. She spoke very little English - we struggled to converse over wine. We cuddled, kissed and enjoyed a long daty. She gave me a nice bbbj before full service. I got a second helping before the end of the hour.

 

 

Jessica of Private Lies

(514) 912-4897

 

Looks: Above Average

Attitude: Above Average

Overall Quality: Average

 

Private Lies is my regular agency - one of the first I always call when I visit Montreal . Alexa briefed me on the girls working that evening and I immediately picked the sweet-natured Annie. But it turned out that I would have to wait 4 hours for her next available slot. Alexa recommended I see their new girl Jessica who was available right away. Jessica was attractive but her service restrictions suggest she will not be a survivor in PL's staff. When I told her daty was what I most enjoyed, she let me have a go at it for a few seconds. But the session was essentially two covered half & halfs separated by good cuddling and conversation. (5'8, 130 lb, 36C-28-36, long blonde/blue, 4-4-3, conversation, no-kiss, brief-daty, no-bbbj, 2-fs)

 

 

Marie-Eve   

Les Filles de Mr Jacques

(514) 862-9292 / 983-5992

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Excellent

 

I called Les Filles and Gabrielle at the phone asked me what type of girl I wanted. She suggested Marie-Eve (20 yr, 5'8, 120 lb, 34B-24-34, long brown hair, $130/hr). Marie-Eve (pronounced Marie-Ev) was attractive and friendly. Her liberal services (a trademark of this agency) included light kisses, a long daty, a nice bbbj (with a warning not to come in her mouth) and full service.

 

 

Rachelle of Asservissante

(514) 592-6465

 

Looks: Excellent

Attitude: Excellent

Overall Quality: Above Average

 

An independent escort I had arranged an appointment with didn't show up and it was near midnight before I gave up trying to reach her. I had to get fast delivery of a decent escort or go to bed disappointed. I called Asservissante and Martin said Rachelle (19 yr, 5'6, 110 lb, 34A-24-34, brown/green, $140/hr) could be there in 30 minutes. Rachelle (pronounced Rashell) was a pretty girl with a bright smile, friendly attitude and enough English to communicate. I offered her wine from the minibar, but she grabbed a Pepsi instead. I enjoyed the cuddling (but no kissing), the long daty and covered half & half. She stayed the whole hour for a second service.

 

 

*****

2002

*****

 

Cassandra of Asservissante

(514) 592-6465 or 830-1506 www.asservissante.com $140/hr

 

Looks: Above Average, Attitude: Above Average, Service: Above Average

 

Martin the owner said he could have Cassandra over in 20 minutes and he did. She preferred the red wine and we relaxed and talked for awhile before undressing. She is a very petite girl with frizzly brown hair, thick glasses and a green fleur-de-lis tattoo on her hip. She didn't kiss and when I moved towards daty, she said that was not included in the price and would be $50 extra because "it is risky". Daty is worth $50 to me, so I gave her the money and had my fill. (I think offering special services as an extra-cost option is a better attitude than refusing them completely). This was followed by a covered bj (no, bbbj was not available for any fee) and full service. Afterwards she let me join her in the shower and soap her body. She said she used to be known as Catherine and recently changed it to Cassandra (but did not say why).

 

[Cassandra aka Catherine, 20 yr, 5'0, 100 lb, 34B-24-34, auburn/blue, glasses, 4-4-4, conversation, no-kiss, +$50 for daty, no-bbbj, red wine, shower]

 

 

Melanie of Private Lies

(514) 912-4897 www.private-lies.net $150/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Above Average

 

Josee the receptionist (who has replaced Anne) described the girls available and I picked Melanie who hadn't been reviewed before. Melanie was a slim and pretty brunette. She put away the wine and candy I gave her and we soon got comfortable. She spoke enough English to communicate and while we cuddled in bed. She didn't kiss or do bbbj but she let me have a long daty daty session that she really got into. Between services, she talked about her music and yoga interests and showed me some nude contortions.

 

[Melanie         24 yr, 5'8, 115 lb, 34A-24-34, long brown/brown   5-5-4, some-English, no-kiss, daty, no-bbbj, 2-fs, yoga contortions]

 

 

Jenny of First Time

(514) 817-7107 $140/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Above Average

 

This agency seems to have more business than it can handle. When Tom the operator says "I'll call you right back" he means "I'll call you if a girl becomes available". He actually called me the next evening and offered Jenny. She was a petite girl with braided blonde hair and some tattoos. She asked me pick the red or white wine and we cuddled and kissed while we sipped. She said she was known as Angel at another agency, but had to change it to Jenny to avoid confusion with Angelique. We were soon in bed where she enjoyed a long daty session before full service. Tom called 10 minutes before the hour, so she threw on her clothes and kissed good-bye.

 

[Jenny, 19 yr, 5'3, 100 lb, 32B-22-32, blonde/green, tattoos, 4-5-5, some-English, kiss, daty, no-bbbj, positions, 2-fs, wine]

 

 

Sabrina of Asservissante

(514) 592-6465 or 830-1506 www.asservissante.com $140/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Above Average

 

Martin the owner recommended Sabrina as a good choice, with his characteristic "I promise you, Sir". His agency is like pizza delivery - he can have a girl at your door in 30 minutes or less. I found Sabrina very attractive and friendly. She asked permission to smoke while we were talking over wine. We soon got comfortable and moved on to bed. Sabrina allowed daty but warned me she was sensitive down there. I was extra gentle and soon she relaxed and enjoyed it. She then put on a condom with her mouth and gave me a nice deep throat bj before full service. I gave her a massage afterwards while we talked. She claims she loves this job because she meets nice men, has wine, sex, and gets paid for it too!

 

[Sabrina, 19 yr, 5'5, 110 lb, 34C-24-34, brown/brown, 5-5-4, good-English, no-kiss, daty, good-bj, wine.]

 

 

Karine of Private Lies

(514) 912-4897 www.private-lies.net $150/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

I feel comfortable dealing with Private Lies and find it ideal for using the spreadsheet. You are usually offered 3 or 4 choices and most of the girls have been reviewed. When Josee is describing the girls available, you can glance at the entries and pick one whose appearance or service interests you. I asked for Karine, and went though the usual routine of calling for the apartment number from a pay phone. Josee fooled me for a second there with her wrong-number impersonation. Karine was quite attractive, with a slim figure, decent face and black hair with maroon streaks. We kissed for a while and we both enjoyed daty. She gave me a nice bbbj before full service. I enjoyed kissing and cuddling afterwards, but I couldn't take up her offer of a 2nd service in that hour.

 

[Karine, 21 yr, 5'7, 115 lb, 36C-24-34, black/blue, shaved, 5-5-5, some-English, light-kiss, daty, bbbj, 2-fs]

 

 

Sandra of First Time

(514) 817-7107 $140/hr

 

Looks: Above Average, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

Tom called me one morning with a proposition. He would send Sara for 2 hours in the evening but could I pay him now because he needed the money? This was so unusual that I had to turn him down. Besides, 2-hour escorts are beyond my reach - I would be too embarrassed when they saw my 2nd hour performance. He called again that evening and described a girl he had ready. The name sounded like "Menses", but the girl who arrived introduced herself as Sandra. Sandra spoke only a few words of English. She picked the white wine and we exchanged light kisses before moving to the bed. She allowed a long daty and gave me a nice bbbj before full service.

 

[Sandra          19 yr, 5'7, 130 lb, 36C-26-36, black/blue, shaved   4-5-5, no-English, light-kiss, daty, bbbj, white wine]

 

 

Milena of Asservissante

(514) 592-6465 or 830-1506 www.asservissante.com $140/hr

 

Looks: Above Average, Attitude: Above Average, Service: Above Average

 

Martin had 3 girls available including a new one Milena he described as Chinese. (She's Laotian actually). Milena was a friendly girl and could speak some English. She picked the white wine and we talked and cuddled before getting in bed. She didn't kiss or do bbbj, and when I wanted start daty, she said I should stay on the outside and not stick my tongue in. I guess this could be considered a light daty like light kissing. She asked me what position I wanted for full service.

 

[Milena, Asian, 20 yr, 5'6, 120 lb, 34B-24-34, brown/brown, 4-4-4, some-English, no-kiss, light-daty, no-bbbj, positions]

 

 

Miranda of Private Lies

(514) 912-4897 www.private-lies.net $150/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

Josee the receptionist named the girls who were available and approved my choice of Miranda. Miranda looked beautiful to me and was very friendly and accommodating. She was happy with the wine and chocolate I had brought from my room. We got into bed and started off with light kisses. We soon moved on to daty, and when she was aroused, she took control and made me continue till she came. She put a condom on with her mouth let her tongue roam all around before starting full service. We relaxed, cuddled and kissed. (Light kisses had turned deep somewhere along the way). Before the hour was up, we managed a 2nd daty as good as the first and a 2nd service. Miranda and I hit it off well and I feel that for a daty specialist, she may be one of best escorts available. I called Josee before I left the apartment to make a reservation for her next working day. (She said "Yes, but where's MY wine?"). I'm going to exercise my Miranda rights soon.

 

[Miranda, 24 yr, 5'6, 110 lb, 34B-24-34, red/green, unshaved, 5-5-5, conversation, kiss, loves-daty, good-bj, 2-fs]

 

PS: This agency has now closed.

 

 

Samantha of First Time

(514) 817-7107 $170/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

Tom made an unsolicited call announcing that he can provide 1-hour appointments with Sara or Samantha but the fee would be $170. I agreed to see whichever of them was available first. But it was the next evening when Tom said he had Samantha, his most popular girl and she could be with me in 10 minutes. Samantha was a tall slim brunette who looked very attractive. She spoke good English. She picked the white Mouton Cadet over the red and while we were talking Tom called her - Oops, she was new at this and had forgotten to call him when she got in. We got comfortable in bed exchanging light kisses and caresses. She had firm petite breasts that were a pleasure to fondle. We had a long daty session which she certainly enjoyed. After more cuddling and kissing, she started an irresistible bbbj. I asked her about coming in her mouth and she told me to go ahead so I did. (She washed it down with wine.) This girl's whole attitude was "How can I please you?". Tom called about 15 minutes before the hour, while I was giving her a massage. I asked Samantha when I could see her again. She said she didn't have a fixed schedule but if I called for her, she would come. I'm banking on that.

 

[Samantha, $170/hr, 19 yr, 5'8, 130 lb, 34B-24-34, long brown/brown, shaved, 5-5-5, good-English, light-kiss, loves-daty, bbbj to completion, white wine]

 

PS: This agency is closed and Samantha is independent at miss.samantha.independant@sympatico.ca

 

 

Melanie of Les Filles de Jacques

(514)-983-5992/862-9292 $130/hr

 

Looks: Above Average, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

I was in the mood for liberal services and I knew that Les Filles would be the most reliable agency to call. Jacques named the girls available while I compared their spreadsheet entries. For my first choice I would have had to wait 3 hours, so I settled on Melanie instead who could be with me within an hour. Melanie had short brown hair with blond streaks, blue eyes, glasses, and a Li'l Devil tattoo on her shoulder. She was conscientious and tried to give me $10 back for the $140 I had placed near the phone. She picked the white wine and we settled into a nice kissing and cuddling session. She spoke very little English but understood it well. We got comfortable in bed and had a long daty which she seemed to enjoy. After another kissing session, she gave me a nice long bbbj followed by full service. It was a satisfying experience.

 

[Melanie, 20 yr, 5'9, 120 lb, 34C, short brown/blue, glasses, 4-5-5, no-English, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbj]

 

 

*****

2003

*****

 

Alis of Peaches

(514) 726-7880, http://montreal_peaches.tripod.com, $200/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Above Average

 

When I arrived in Montreal , I exchanged my US $ as usual at the Banque Nationale exchange counter. They charge a flat C$5 fee irrespective of the amount converted and are conveniently located in the Gare Central train station two floors below my hotel. I had also picked up a massage oil from Body Works and was ready for action. I wanted to try Peaches because it was a relatively new agency and had no reviews. Tony at the phone recommended Alis and Angelica as their best girls. I asked for Alis since the other girl required a 2-hour minimum.

 

Alis was stunningly beautiful. She passed on the wines in the minibar because she had a cold, and we quickly got comfortable in bed. I enjoyed a long daty and she gave me a nice deep-throat cbj followed by full service. I gave her a massage afterwards. Alis is a beautiful petite girl providing safe but enjoyable services.

 

Spreadsheet: Alis       21 yr, 5'5, 100 lb, 34a, long blonde/brown, shaved            5-5-4, no-kiss, daty, cbj

 

 

Karine of Les Filles de Mr Jacques

(514) 983-5992/862-9292 $130/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

Josee at the phone recommended Karine (pronounced Karin) and I had her come over. She chose the red wine from the minibar and we relaxed and talked for a while before undressing. She spoke enough English to communicate easily. LFMJ is famous for escorts with liberal services and some have attractive looks as well. Karine must be among the prettiest in Jacques' staff. She had a slim sexy body and a very generous attitude about satisfying a customer. I don't remember her exact words but the hour went something like this: Do I kiss? Sure! So I had a nice kissing and cuddling session. You like daty? Be my guest. And I enjoyed a long dinner at her shaved Y. I didn't even mention bbbj and there she was sucking away! It felt good and I waited as long as I could before asking if I could come in her mouth. She stopped just long enough to say "Give me a warning so it doesn't go too deep in my throat". Very liberal services and good looking too - What a gal! I gave her a $30 tip and arranged a repeat visit on her next working day.

 

The second date was even better. She seemed happy to see me and started shedding her clothes with the first sip of wine, and I strived to keep up. After a quick hug and kiss, she dropped to her knees to give me a bbbjtc while I was still standing. This was followed by more wine, kissing, daty, snacking (she loves chocolate), and giving her a massage. So I had enough time to recharge for an fs at the end. For me, 2-hour sessions are ideal if the hours are on different days.

 

Spreadsheet: Karine 22 yr, 5'7, 115 lb, 34b-24-34, blonde/blue, shaved  5-5-5, some-English, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbjtc, 2-fs, red wine

 

 

Nadia of Asservissante

(514) 592-6465/830-1506, www.asservissante.com, $140/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

Martin recommended Nadia (pronounced Najya) as one of his best girls if I could wait a couple of hours. I agreed and was glad I did. Nadia had a beautiful face and body and spoke good English. She chose the red bordeaux from the minibar and we talked for few minutes. She went to the bathroom and came out in lacy purple lingerie (her favorite color). We were soon a lot more comfortable and I was exploring her hot bod. We enjoyed a long daty and she returned the favor with a bbbj. Asservissante is noted for its young and pretty escorts but it seems there are a few who are also liberal with their services. The bbbj felt great and I asked her if by any chance she would let a customer complete in her mouth. She nodded and I did. That left me too drained to do much more than cuddling and caressing. She let me join her in the shower and soap her body. I gave her a tip and we made plans for a repeat date. A young and pretty escort with liberal services working with an inexpensive agency - Nadia must be one of Montreal 's top values.

 

Spreadsheet: Nadia   24 yr, 5'5, 115 lb, 34c-23-33, brown/brown, shaved           5-5-5, conversation, no-kiss, loves-daty, bbbjtc, red wine, shower

 

 

Monica of Asservissante

(514) 592-6465/830-1506 $140/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Above Average

 

The girl I wanted was not working that day and Martin suggested Monica who could come right away.  Monica looked great and spoke English well. She chose the red Mouton Cadet saying she enjoys dry red wines. In almost no time at all, we found ourselves cuddling and caressing in the nude. I enjoyed feasting on her soft breasts. I also enjoyed a long daty and she seemed to enjoy it too. We took a wine and cuddling break and she played with my privates for a while before putting on a condom. She gave me a deep throat cbj followed by full service in a couple of positions. Monica is an attractive girl who provides good conversation and enjoyable service. Her soft succulent boobs are a bonus.

 

Spreadsheet: Monica            22 yr, 5'5, 115 lb, 34d-24-34, brown/green, shaved            5-5-4, conversation, no-kiss, loves-daty, cbj, 2-fs, dry red wine

 

 

Dalie of French Kiss

frenchkissmontreal@yahoo.com, (514) 618-6779, $450/2-hrs

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

I'm reluctant to use escorts with 2-hour minimums because I'm not a 2-hour kind of person. With my limited recharging capability, it just becomes a stretched 1-hour session. But this escort group has been around a while and has always had good reviews. (They don't like to be referred to as an agency since they are more a partnership of independents). Giselle suggested Dalie, 28 yr, 5'5, 110 lb, auburn hair, who had recently joined their group. Dalie brought scented candles to set a romantic tone. She picked the red Mouton Cadet over the white and we we had a nice conversation with the wine. It seems that Montreal women generally prefer red. In my statistics, only about 1 out of 10 Montreal escorts have asked for the white Bordeaux that my hotel stocks. We soon got comfortable in bed. Dalie has an attractive face, a beautiful petite body and cute breasts. When she said she doesn't kiss, she asked with concern if that would be problem. She started with an uninhibited bbbj, we moved to an enjoyable daty and then to an energetic cowgirl fs. We had more wine and conversation while I recharged. There was another bbbj and fs before the session ended. She left me the candles and a thank you note before she left. Dalie works in the fashion industry and has traveled widely. I enjoyed her company as much as her service.

 

Spreadsheet: Dalie    28 yr, 5'5, 110 lb, 33b-23-33, auburn/black, shaved           5-5-5, conversation, no-kiss, daty, bbbj, positions, red wine, daliesdelights@yahoo.com

 

 

Marie of Montreal Caress / Montreal Princess

(514) 285-8869, www.montrealprincess.com $160/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

I made arrangements a day in advance with Claudia to see Marie who was recommended as one their prettiest escorts. I showed Marie the red and the white Bordeax from the minibar, and she said either would be fine. So I poured out the white wine for a change. Marie is of Irish decent and from from West Montreal, so she spoke perfect English. She loves articles with a rabbit theme, and was wearing socks with bunnies on them. Marie has a pretty face and a slim, sexy body with a small tattoo behind her shoulder. Although her web site description says she has black hair, it was actually brown.

 

We started with a french kissing session and after a while when I moved towards daty, she dashed to the bathroom for extra rinsing. I enjoyed a long daty and asked her if I would get a bbbj if I rinsed too. She said yes, so I did and got an excellent bbbj before full service. I gave her a massage afterwards. Marie offers an excellent package - attractive girl, enjoyable company, and unrestricted service.

 

Spreadsheet: Marie   24yr, 5'5, 115 lb, 34b-24-34, brown/brown, shaved           5-5-5, conversation, kiss, daty, bbbj, wine

 

 

Emmanuelle of Asservissante

www.asservissante.com, (514) 592-6465 or 830-1506 (Martin), $140/hr

or through www.plaisirdunord.ca.tc $140/hr, outcall, (514) 609-4007 (Nico)

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Above Average, Service: Above Average

 

Asservissante was closed when I called, but Martin's voice mail said some of his girls were be available through the Plaisir du Nord number. One of them was Emmanuelle, a pretty and friendly young lady. We had a nice conversation over champagne before cuddling in bed. I found out soon that she didn't do daty. She said she had to allow daty and bbbj when she was at another agency, but prefers to be safe now. She put on a condom and gave me a cbj with ball licking. We went on to full service and towards the end she gave me a some french kisses. She said that fs felt more personal with kissing and I fully agreed. I massaged her for a while and about 15 minutes before the hour, she left for the shower. However, she let me join her and soap her up. Emmanuelle provides a good session, even with all her restrictions.

 

Spreadsheet: Emmanuelle, 124 yr, 5'2, 110 lb, 34c-24-34 implant, dyed red hair, shaved, 5-4-4, conversation, brief-kiss, no-daty, cbj, shower, wine, ex-Maximum/Erika, LFMJ/Nikki

 

 

Kiyoko of French Kiss Society

www.geocities.com/geishakiyoko/classic_blue.html, (514) 618-6779 (Giselle), $450/2-hrs

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

When Giselle emailed me a list of girls who would be available, I asked for Kiyoko. I had recently read a detailed review of her was impressed. Kiyoko arrived at the appointed time, picked the white wine, and entertained me with stimulating conversation for the first half-hour. Kiyoko is a petite and pretty 25 year old of Vietnamese origin, with an excellent ability to analyze situations and express her thoughts. I moved to get comfortable and we were soon in bed exchanging delicious deep kisses. After a long kissing session (she had no lipstick left by then), we had a long daty session which we both enjoyed. She moved on to a slow and wet bbbj which felt great. She doesn't like completion in her mouth, so I got to enjoy a satisfying fs with her tight pussy. I opted for missionary so I could continue kissing. We massaged each other and spent the last half-hour cuddling and talking, since I couldn't recharge my batteries that fast. Kiyoko's hobbies are reading, writing and Kung Foo. If her writing is as expressive as her conversation, she is certain to be a successful author. And if there was an award for the most intellectual french kisser or the best french-kissing intellectual, she will win hands down.

 

Spreadsheet: Kiyoko, Asian, 25 yr, 5'4, 105 lb, 34b-24-34, short black/brown, tattoos, 5-5-5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbj, white wine

 

 

Wendy of Lady 69

(514) 831-0443 (Alan) $150/hr

 

Looks: Above Average, Attitude: Above Average, Service: Above Average

 

I called this agency because I heard it had escorts from the old LFMJ agency. Alan recommended Wendy and quoted $150/hr. Wendy was a decent looking Black/Hispanic girl with auburn-streaked brown hair and a tattoo pattern behind her neck. When she arrived at my downtown hotel, she said the rate was $140/hr and was surprised when I told her to keep the $150. She picked the red wine and we attempted to converse before undressing, but she hardly spoke any English. She made a move to put on a condom right away, but I asked that she wait till later. I cuddled with her in bed and she allowed a long daty to completion. A cbj  and an fs followed. Quite a pleasant experience even if not reminiscent of LFMJ.

 

Spreadsheet: Wendy, Black, 19 yr, 5'4, 110 lb, 34c, brown/green, tattoo, 4-4-4, no-English, no-kiss, loves-daty, cbj, red wine

 

PS: This agncy is now closed.

 

 

Samantha of Sybelle

www.sybelle.com, (514) 268-0481 (Samantha), $400/2-hrs

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

I knew Samantha when she was at First Time agency. She is a tall, slim and attractive girl with liberal services. When she emailed me while I was in Montreal , I immediately called her over for an appointment. She and her friend (also ex-First Time) have formed a partnership as Sybelle.com and had taken over the First Time phone number. Apparently, First Time was run by a crack & casino addict who stole from both escorts and clients but he is now in prison. We celebrated our reunion over a white Mouton Cadet, and she discussed her frustrations at First Time and her hopes for the new venture. She plans to add more of her friends. The session was as enjoyable as ever with good kissing, cuddling, daty, bbbjtc, massages and fs. We even shared the shower and soaped each other afterwards.

 

Spreadsheet: Samantha, 21 yr, 5'8, 128 lb, 36C-25-36, long brown/brown, shaved, 5-5-5, good-English, kiss, loves-daty, bbbjtc, white wine, shower.

 

PS: Samantha aka Samy is now independent at miss.samantha.independant@sympatico.ca

 

 

Tanya of Montreal Escorts

www.montrealescorts.org, (514) 937-6060 (Johanne), $160/hr

 

Looks: Above Average, Attitude: Above Average, Service: Excellent

 

Johanne suggested Tanya who would be available right away. Tanya was a cute 19 year old brunette who spoke very little English. She chose the red Mouton Cadet, and we tried small talk over wine before undressing. We cuddled in bed, and when it was time for daty, she said apologetically that she charges $20 extra for that. I considered that a bargain and enjoyed a long daty on her sweet shaved pussy. She produced a condom and lubricant, but offered bbbj for $60. That isn't something important for me so we proceeded with a nice cbj and fs in a choice of positions. We had more wine before she left. Another satisfying experience!

 

Spreadsheet: Tanya, 19 yr, 5'7, 115 lb, 33a-24-34, long brown/brown, 4-4-5, no-English, light-kiss, +$20 daty, +$60 bbbj, positions, red wine

 

 

Elsa of Montreal Caress/Montreal Princess

(514) 285-8869 (Claudia), www.montrealprincess.com $160/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

Claudia remembered me from my last trip and recommended I see Elsa. Elsa was a beautiful young brunette who came into my room with a smile. She picked the red wine but mentioned later that she liked Champagne . A few sips later, we were in a passionate deep french kissing session. The kissing continued while undressing and while in bed. After working on her cute perky tits, I got into position for daty, which she said was just what she liked. I enjoyed a long delicious daty after which she licked my balls and gave me a nice cbj. Full service was interesting, with her moaning and screaming to make it feel like a porn movie. We had more wine and we massaged each other until I was ready for another half-and-half. Afterwards, she invited me to share the shower, where I got to soap her all over. I had a second session with her another day when I needed someone on short notice. And I had the champagne ready this time.

 

Spreadsheet: Elsa, 19 yr, 5'7, 130 lb, 34b-26-36, long brown/green, 5-5-5, good-English, deep-kiss, loves-daty, cbj, 2-fs, positions, shower, champagne

 

PS: This agency is now closed.

 

 

Megan of Asservissante

www.asservissante.com, (514) 592-6465 or 830-1506 (Martin), $140/hr

 

Looks: Excellent, Attitude: Excellent, Service: Excellent

 

I find Asservissante the most comfortable agency to deal with - no hassle of booking days in advance or communicating only by email, no performance anxiety of lasting through a 2 hour session, and the assurance that he hires only attractive young women. When I called Martin, he listed the girls available that evening. He described Megan, a new girl as "very open but has stretch marks". That seemed a good tradeoff, so I asked for her. Megan was a beautiful petite brunette, who knew just enough English to communicate. She picked the red Bordeaux , put her Madonna CD in my laptop and we tried conversing for a while before getting in bed. After some light kissing and heavy petting, I indicated I wanted to daty. She apologized and said (if I understood her right) that she doesn't allow daty within 4 days of her period. This was a disappointment, but I tried to see if bbbj was on the menu. She suggested fs first, then the bbbj and I accepted this kinky sequence. We had to fill the time in between with more wine, small talk and a massage before I was ready. She gave me a long bbbj till completion in her mouth. She asked if that made me satisfied with the session - It certainly did! (I'm not sure if she made an exception for me to make up for no daty.) A very attractive and "open" girl as Martin promised, and I didn't even notice her stretch marks.

 

Spreadsheet: Megan, 23 yr, 5'2, 100 lb, 34a-24-34, brown/blue, tattoos, 5-5-5, some-English, light-kiss, ymmv-daty, bbbjtc, red wine.

 

 

*****

2004

*****

 

Melodie of Asservissante

www.asservissante.com, (514) 592-6465, 830-1506, $160/hr

Melodie: 20 yr, 5'2, 110 lb, 34b-24-34, short blonde/brown, shaved, glasses; 5-5-5, good-English, no-kiss, daty, bbbj, positions, red wine

 

Asservissaante was the first agency I called since it is one of my favorites. Martin recommended Melodie and said she could be at the hotel in 10 minutes. (You can't get closer to instant gratification than that!). She picked the red Mouton Cadet from the minibar and opened the drapes to admire the view of St Mary's cathedral next door. She speaks good English and we talked for a while. She has a pretty face when she takes off her glasses. And when she takes her clothes off, she reveals a fantastic body - slim and petite with perky breasts and pink nipples. (She calls them her cherries.) She also has a cherry tattoo on her hip. She did not kiss except for occasional pecks on the lips. She allowed a long daty to completion and gave me a nice slurpy bbbj. I asked her tactfully about about customers wanting bbbjtc, and she tactfully replied "If someone tries that I'll spit it back in his face". We started doggie style and soon slid our legs to a horizontal position to finish. We exchanged massages and relaxed with wine. Melodie said she works only 2 days a week but will come specially for me if I ask for her another day. We decided to repeat on her next working day. Martin thanked me for calling again and Melodie looked happy to see me again. The second appointment was as satisfying as the first, leaving me happy too.

 

 

Emma of Platinum

www.montrealescorts.net, (514) 730-3773, $300/hr

Emma: 21 yr, 5'6, 120 lb, 34d-24-34 implant, blonde; 5-3-3, no-kiss, no-daty, cbj, 1-fs, wine

 

I decided to sample this agency, which has upscale pricing but without a 2-hour minimum. Marty at phone recommended Emma saying she was their best-looking escort. Emma was very attractive. She picked the red wine but said either was fine. We talked for a while before undressing. She did not kiss other than a couple of dry pecks. She did not allow daty either and went straight to a cbj. With little else to do, we finished full service in 30 minutes. When she started dressing up and I reminded her of the time. She said she will stay a little longer but the fee is for only one service and she brings only one condom! We spent 5 more minutes conversing over wine before she left. She was quite polite and friendly but not a gfe or cgfe by any definition. I don't think this is my kind of agency.

 

P.S. Peter the owner saw this review and offered a free hour in compensation. So I plan to spend 2 hours for 1 with another Platinum escort the next time.

 

 

Nancy aka Kathia of Jardin de Madison

(514) 570-0254, $130/hr

Nancy aka Kathia: 28 yr, 5'2, 120 lb, 34b-24-34, long blonde/green; 4-4-5, good-English, light-kiss, daty, bbbj, white wine

 

After experiencing Platinum's escort with good looks and poor service, I needed something exactly the opposite. So I called Jardins de Madison. Jacques (I presume) listed the girls available and we fixed an appointment for Melina. He asked if I had seen her before and I said no. When she did not show up at the appointed time, I called back to see what was up. Jacques said Melina is on her way and will be there in 15 minutes. The girl arrived and looked vaguely familiar. She picked the white wine from the minibar and we made small talk. She saw my laptop and said she heard she had a review on the MERB discussion board and wanted to see it, so I brought up the site. Oh, by the way, she was not Melina. Melina was unavailable so they asked her to tell me she was Melina. But she doesn't want to because next time if I ask for a repeat with Melina, I'll be surprised when that girl shows up. She was really Nancy and used to be known as Kathia, so the review may be in either name. The agency wouldn't let her use the same name. And then it struck me she was the same Kathia I had reviewed 4 years ago! (See my archives in the spreadsheet download site.)

 

I tried to find a review of her on MERB trying Jardin, Kathia and Katia as the keyword each time, but was unsuccessful. She asked if she could smoke and I consented. We undressed and she spreadeagled invitingly on the bed. We started with light kisses. Then I moved down and enjoyed a long daty while she enjoyed her wine and cigarette. It was the same "do what you want while I do what I want" attitude that intrigued me 4 years ago. She then gave me a nice wet bbbj. But her cell phone kept going off throughout the session and she had to check the caller ID each time in case it was the agency. After the first full service, we had more wine and conversation. When I tried to snuggle up again, she said she had 15 more minutes which she needed for the bathroom, and the hour included this time. No, I couldn't join her in the shower either because she was just going to wash herself quickly.

 

What was most disappointing was that an agency which was once among my favorites had degraded to one that pulls a switch on its customers. The next couple of times, I tried to sample Luxure, a close equivalent of Jardin. But all I got was their voice mail at both times.

 

 

Melissa of Satin Dreamz

www.satindreamz.com, (514) 223-0325, $160/hr

Melissa: 28 yr, 5'8, 125 lb, 36c real, blonde/green, shaved; 5-5-5, some-English, kiss, daty, bbbjtc, 69, 2-fs, red wine, ex-LFMJ

 

This is a popular agency but I hadn't used them before. Peter at the phone offered Melissa. Melissa was a very attractive young lady and spoke enough English to communicate. She picked the red wine and soon shed her clothes. I enjoyed a nice session of kissing and cuddling before moving on to daty. After a while she suggested a 69 and I found myself enjoying a bbbj and daty at the same time. When I asked if I could come in her mouth, she stopped long enough to say "no problem" before continuing enthusiastically to completion. We spent the rest of the time with kisses, cuddles and wine. She had sucked me too dry to attempt a second service. I gave her $20 tip and felt no remorse when she put the unopened condom back in her purse. Her web photo doesn't reflect her slim figure and long legs, so she looks much better in person. I mentioned this to Peter whem Melissa called him after the session. She doesn't like that picture either. I wish I had called this agency earlier so I could have repeated before leaving Montreal .

 

 

Skyler of Thetis Entertainment

www.thetis.cc/html/main.asp, (514) 488-5527, $150/hr

Skyler: $150/hr          27 yr, 5'4, 115 lb, 34b-24-34, natural red/blue, shaved, tattoos; 5-5-5, conversation, deep-kiss, daty, bbbj on request, white wine

 

This is a new agency started by young entrepreneurs. Mike suggested Jessica but I declined because I had heard about her saran-wrap daty. He then offered Skyler who he said was very open. Skyler picked the white Mouton Cadet from the minibar, and we talked and soon found ourselves deep-kissing. She is an English-speaking escort who moved recently from the Toronto area. She had an attractive face and figure, with a tweety bird tattoo on her hip. We enjoyed a long daty to completion. She then took out a condom for cbj but readily agreed to bbbj when I asked. The full service was enjoyable too. I'm sure I'll be calling this agency again.

 

 

Anna of Fantasme

(514) 944-9545/944-1669, $140/hr

Anna: 19 yr, 5'4, 115 lb, 34c real, long black/brown; 5-5-4, conversation, no-kiss, loves-daty, cbj, wine

 

I had the whole morning before my flight out of Montreal and wanted to squeeze in a last escort session. Many agencies advertise a 7day/24hr schedule but in most cases all you will get early morning will be their voice mail. Fantasme has a day shift that starts 8 am. When I called, Nancy at the phone described Anna and said she could be at my hotel in an hour. Fantasme has a reputation for being unpredictable in terms of its escorts' appearance or service, so I was surprised when a beautiful girl walked into my room. There was only a red Mouton Cadet left in the minibar, and that was fine for her. She spoke excellent English and I enjoyed her company over wine. She turned the radio on to a pop station and sang in accompaniment while she undressed. After some heavy petting, I started on daty. It was long and delicious and I think she came twice. She then gave me a very skilled deep-throat cbj. By now it was 45 minutes into the session, so I extended it to 2 hours. That allowed enough time for two full services with wine, massage and another daty in between. It was an enjoyable 2 hours and I paid her $300. She works only weekdays till 2pm but promised to make an exception for me next time if I called in advance. She plans to travel in July and be back at school in the fall. I had already packed, so I just had to kiss Anna good-bye, shower, checkout and dash to the airport. Thank you Montreal , you know I'll be back!

 

 

Eve of Fantasme

(514) 944-9545/944-1669, $140/hr

Eve: 19 yr, 5'8, 120 lb, 34c-24-34 real, brown/brown, shaved; 5-5-5, some-English, +$20 deep-kiss, daty, cbj, 2-fs, red wine, shower

 

On my next visit to Montreal , I asked Dave the daytime operator if he could get Anna to come for me during a weekend. She could not be reached but he would pass on the message to her. Meanwhile he had Eve available. Eve was a tall, slim and attractive brunette with a butterfly tattoo on her shoulder blade. She had a very friendly disposition, and spoke enough English to communicate. She preferred the red wine, and pretty soon she was unbuttoning my clothes. I asked her if she kissed and she immediately said it was $20 more. This was perfect for me, so I paid and I enjoyed a deep-kissing session. She felt uncomfortable caressing me with her left hand with me lying on her right, so we switched positions to continue.

 

She let me enjoy a long and delicious daty on her cute clean-shaved pussy, during which she casually observed "You seem to like that". She gave me a nice long cbj. (I didn't think of asking if bbbj was an extra-cost option.) I finished with a great full service while deep-kissing her. After more wine and small talk, she tried to revive me with another cbj but it was too soon for my batteries to have re-charged. I asked if I could join her in the shower and she said "Yes, but give me a minute to clean up". She called me when she was ready and I enjoyed showering with her and soaping her back. Before we kissed good-bye, she told me she works most weekends, and that I should ask for her the next time I called.

 

 

Chloe of Platinum

www.montrealescorts.net, (514) 730-3773, $300/hr

Chloe: 23 yr, 5'5, 115 lb, 34c-24-34 real, brown/brown, shaved, glasses, tattoos; 5-5-5, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbj, red wine, shower

 

Peter Platinum had offered me a free hour because I had buyer's remorse with his previous escort. So I opted for a 2-hour session at the single-hour fee, and let him suggest who I should try. The girl who arrived was Chloe. Chloe was an attractive girl, who chose the red wine and asked me what I'd like to do. I said kiss, and immediately found my wish granted. I enjoyed the sensual deep-kisses between sips of wine.

 

We soon got comfortable and continued kissing, cuddling and conversing in bed. It was a pleasurable and unrushed two hours that left me completely satisfied. During daty, she said she said she loved it, and confirmed this with a shuddering climax. During a bbbj, the teasing with her tongue stimulated me to ask if she does bbbjtc. She said she doesn't like it much but I could go ahead and do it. She continued sucking and seemed to brace herself for the orgasm. But I told her that it was not essential for me and we moved on to other activities. After the session, she let me join her in the shower.

 

Chloe used to run her own agency before she closed it and went travelling around the world. And she is only 23! I felt Peter had over-compensated me with this gem, so I paid Chloe $350 and sent Peter a thank-you note with another $100 as his tip.

 

PS: Chloe is now independent at http://www.geocities.com/chloe_montreal/GFE.html

 

 

Les Courtisanes, Nude Bar & Restaurant

St. Catherine St at Frontenac St, no cover

 

I had read about this restaurant and decided to have lunch there. I had to drive a couple of miles downstream on St. Catherine and find find parking on Frontenac. The waitresses were nude except for a sash around their waist, placed high enough to fully expose their shaved pussies. These were not women you would accept as an escort at your door. They were plain-looking 40-year olds. But they seemed clean and friendly. This restaurant caters to local Montrealers rather than tourists. The menu was in French and my waitress spoke absolutely no English. So we went to a guy sitting at the bar who translated for us. The food was cheap and greasy, but I found the experience pleasant and relaxing.

 

 

Carmen of Satin Dreamz

www.satindreamz.com, (514) 223-0325, $160/hr

Carmen aka Carolyn: Hispanic, 20 yr, 5'6, 125 lb, 36b, long brown/black, trimmed; 4-5-5, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbjtc, 2-fs, shower, white wine

 

Peter at Satin Dreamz suggested Carolyn who would be be available in an hour. He must have meant Carmen, who arrived looking trim and pretty. She picked the white Mouton Cadet from the minibar and turned the radio on to classical music. Carmen said grew up in Paris and came to Montreal a few years ago.

 

We talked for a while and soon found ourselves deep-kissing with tongue probing. We undressed and she offered a massage, but I counter-offered to give her one instead. I had picked up a massage bar from the Lush store on Catherine street and it worked better and was less messier than liquid massage oil. I followed up with a long daty which we both enjoyed. Carmen said it was her turn and gave me a fantastic bbbj, with plenty of ball licking and sucking, and crotch caressing. I had full service in missionary so I could continue kissing. We ended with another slow and sensual bbbj. I asked if I could come in her mouth and she apologetically said "Yes, but I spit it out". So I did and she did.

 

We had more wine and she gave me a professional massage. She said it was time for her to shower and agreed to let me join her. (This girl seems to say "Yes" to everything!) We had fun with the shower gel, soaping each other all over, including privates. I gave Carmen a $20 tip and the Red Mouton Cadet for Peter in appreciation. She was leaving in a couple of days for a vacation in Paris , so I did not have time to call her again.

 

 

Neesha, Independent

(514) 608-8473, www.geocities.com/neeshakiss, neeshakiss@yahoo.ca, $250/hr

Neesha: East Indian, 24 yr, 5'1, 95 lb, 34d-24-34 implant, black/brown, shaved; 4-5-5, deep-kiss, loves-daty, cbj, 69, vibrator, red wine

 

I had seen good reviews of Neesha, the East Indian Independent, and had attempted a same-day appointment in my last visit but she was not available. This time I emailed her a couple of days ahead to schedule it. She arrived smartly dressed and her hair still damp from the shower. She preferred the red wine from the minibar and we enjoyed it while we had an engaging conversation. If you can get past her accent and her occasional groping for the right phrase, you'll find an empathic woman with a philosophical view of her profession. Neesha says she keeps her private life completely separate from her "naked life" as an escort. She does not like to talk about her personal life (it has been a hard one) and never pressures customers to reveal theirs. However, she is fascinated how men shed their mental inhibitions when they shed their clothes.

 

That prompted us to shed our clothes and start a passionate deep-kissing session. I slowly kissed my way down to daty and pretty soon she was was passionately into that too. I found myself holding my head still while she was vigorously rubbing her clit against my tongue. I was thrilled she was using me as a sex toy to jerk off. Neesha mentioned later that she reads reviews and is shocked how some clients mention intimate details. So I guess I'll control myself for the rest of the review so that I don't get blacklisted. After her orgasm, we lay close and cuddled for a while. She laughed when I thanked her for the "buffet" at the Y. She gave me a good deep-throat cbj, followed by an excellent full service in the position that allows kissing.

 

I had told Neesha that I can't last longer than a single hour session. When I offered to take another hour if we could have dinner while my batteries recharged, she readily accepted. I seem to have blabbed about how I relax viewing the river in a waterfront restaurant in St. Anne de Bellevue . (It must have been after I shed my clothes.) She suggested I take her there and no, it didn't matter if it was a long drive. I know the parking valets by name, and they seemed to smile knowingly when we picked up my rental car. We drove across West Island to the little town of St. Anne de Bellevue, walked along the waterfront and had a seafood dinner overlooking the river.

 

Neesha feels she has learnt a lot about about men and their widely varying needs for escorts. She has clients from under 20 to over 80 years old. Some want her to bring a schoolgirl or nurse's uniform, some want her to bring another girl for a duo, some want her to dominate them, and some want a sympathetic listener. She says she tries her best to satisfy each one of them. Neesha was as comfortable to talk with as if I had known her for a year instead of an hour.

 

(Editorial comment: Neesha is concerned that the examples of services quoted in the previous paragraph may lead customers to believe they were discussed. I want to assure them that they never figured in our conversation.)

 

We ordered desert to go and drove back to my hotel. We opened the white wine that was left and the sequel CGFE session was as good as the original. There was no rush to finish and I even had time to give her a massage. The two single-hour sessions sandwiched around a dinner break (Robin's special) was a spontaneous offer and is not a part of her available services. But I have a promise that we'll do the same thing the next time.

 

 

Chateau du Sexe, Contact Strip Club

St. Catherine St near Mansfield St, $5 cover, $10/dance

 

I was returning to my hotel from the Chez Paree, a no-contact strip club which seemed to have a cold and impersonal atmosphere that evening. I met Theo the shill outside the Chateau du Sexe, who described how I could touch the dancers and urged me to go in. I went upstairs, paid the $5 cover and ordered a drink. Soon Vanessa, a tall brunette, sat my table and struck up a conversation. She explained that the $10 dance is in a private section where she strips to her g-string panty. I could caress her all over including breasts and butt, but not her pubic area. So I had a couple of dances with her before returning to my table. Next it was Julie, a pretty 22 year-old who joined me. I had more dances with her and enjoyed feeling up her petite body and perky breasts. The way she brushed her nipples across my face and her butt across my fly got me warmed up to get back to my hotel to call my next escort. I gave Theo $5 on my way out and heard him say "No one ever tipped me before!"

 

 

Claudia Brunette aka Claudia 2 of Luxure

(514) 571-4555 (Eric, Maggy), www.luxurevip.com, $140/hr

Claudia Brunette: 22 yr, 5'4, 110 lb, 34c real, black/brown, shaved; 5-5-5, conversation, light-kiss, daty, +$30 bbbj, 2-fs, no-wine, ex-LFMJ

 

This was my first experience with Luxure, an agency with girls who provide liberal services, usually for additional fees. Eric recommended Claudia Brunette who would be available in an hour. Claudia was quite attractive and carried a good conversation. When I offered her a choice of wine, she said she does not drink. We talked for a while and soon undressed each other. Claudia volunteered that her restrictions were no inserting tongue while kissing and no insertion of fingers inside her. I had no problem with that and said what I wanted was to use my tongue where she doesn't allow fingers. And she had no problem with that.

 

After some light kissing and heavy petting I moved down to her shaved pussy for a long and enjoyable daty till she came. When she took out a condom for bj, I reminded her it wasn't one of her restrictions. Claudia said she now charges extra for bbbj and hesitantly quoted $30. She seemed glad when I accepted. I'm not the kind of person to go into details, but her bbbj was unique. On second thought, I am the person to go into details. Her technique was to expose the glans and keep alternating between spitting on it profusely and sucking on it like a lollipop. It was worth the $30 price of admission to watch and I let her work on it for quite a while. She told me not to come in her mouth but I could squirt on her breasts. I preferred to go on to full service instead and that was enjoyable too.

 

Claudia said most but not all girls at Luxure charge extra for bbbj, and that there was one girl who gets away with charging $40 because she is a blond with big breasts. I gave her a wine to pass on to Eric as a tip. She said if she had collected a bottle each time she refused a customer's offer of wine, she would have had a wine store by now.

 

 

Rebeka Andersson of Frenck Kiss Society

www.frenchkisssociety.com, fksmanagement@yahoo.com, $450/2-hrs for members

Rebeka: 22 yr, 5'4, 108 lb, 34b-22-32, blonde/blue, shaved, www.geocities.com/rebeka_andersson; 5-5-5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbj on request, vibrator, shower, white wine, rebeka_andersson@yahoo.ca

 

Rebeka's web pictures looked very enticing, so I scheduled this appointment with Giselle at FKS a week ahead. When I heard a soft knock and opened the door, I saw a stunning little Barbie doll waiting to step in. Rebeka is one of the handful of Montreal escorts whose looks are way off the spreadsheet scale, leaving hobbyists wanting to redefine the standards. She picked the white Mouton Cadet and we talked about ourselves while we drank it. I deduced that her cute face comes from her Swedish and Polish genes, and her sexy body comes from her ballet and gymnastics background.

 

In no time, we were hugging kissing. All I had to say were the magic words "I love kissing" for the kisses to get deeper and wetter. After we undressed each other, she suddenly dropped to her knees and started licking my erect manhood all over. When she asked if I was ready for a condom, I said "Not particularly". Those must have been magic words too, because she immediately started a slow and wet bbbj. When we got in bed, she said she likes having her nipples sucked and I cheerfully obliged while playing with her soft breasts. Rebeka is contemplating the pros and cons of an implant. I would vote against it even though it would accentuate her Barbie-doll look. But I have learnt it is futile to influence a woman who has decided to shorten her hair or enlarge her breasts.

 

I told Rebeka that I love daty too and started to move down, but she had other plans. She made me lie on my back and she straddled my face, offering her shaved pussy for delicious dining. Pretty soon she was aroused enough to want to flip to a more traditional position, where the daty came to a successful conclusion. She put on a condom for full service but also produced a bunch of vibrators of various shapes and sizes. She sensed that I was intimidated by some of the mean-looking ones, and assured me that not all of them were meant for penetration. She switched on a round vibrator that she called an Orb and used to massage my prostate and anal areas while simultaneously giving me a cbj. This was quite stimulating and pretty soon I was begging for full service. Rebeka climbed on to a cowgirl position and rode me long and hard. Then we switched to missionary and I blew my load while kissing her and gazing into her deep blue eyes.

 

Rebeka suggested a massage and produced three kinds of massage lotions and let me smell each fragrance. I produced the solid massage bar I had bought at the Lush.com store in St. Catherine street . I gave a demonstration by rubbing it on my palms and kneading her arm with the layer of oil it leaves behind. My massage bar trumped her three lotions and we took turns giving each other a massage using it. We both enjoyed a second round of daty. (Who needs a vibrator when I have my trusty tongue and finger?) I even managed a second full service in doggy.

 

We planned our next date while cuddling naked on the bed. Rebeka showed me her goodie-bag that she never got to use, and I promised to make time for its contents in our next session. There was a strip poker deck (Does the loser have to ADD clothing?), a pair of dice that rolls commands like massage-breasts, a "honey dust" that she demonstrated by sprinkling a dash on herself and having me lick her (Yummy!), lotions that warmed or cooled, and lingerie. When I commented how tiny a red baby-doll outfit was, she immediately put it on to show that it fits. She also posed with the black lingerie shown in her geocities web page. There you can gage her level of inhibition by the way she uses the skirt to demurely cover her breasts ;-)

 

She let me join her in the shower where I massaged her all over with shower gel. Then in an instant she had dressed, picked up her envelope and kissed me good-bye. Montreal is full of outstanding providers, but I think Rebeka approaches perfection in what I look for from an escort. I'm going to keep seeing her as long as possible before she inevitably vanishes from the scene.

 

 

Carolyn of Asservissante

www.asservissante.com, (514) 592-6465, 830-1506, $160/hr

Carolyn: 23 yr, 5'6, 120 lb, perky 35b-25-35, brown/green, shaved; 4-5-5, conversation, light-kiss, daty, +$20 bbbj, 1-fs, shower, red wine

 

Martin the owner mentioned three escorts who were available, but made a heavy pitch for Carolyn. Carolyn was fairly attractive, with a nice body and perky breasts. She carried a good conversation in English. She turned down the wine because she was on antibiotics, but said she usually prefers red. We exchanged pecks on the lips, undressed, and got in to bed. I worked on her breasts for a while and then enjoyed a long daty. She took out a strawberry-flavored condom for cbj. I offered her $20 more to make it a bbbj and she did. It was brief, but good while it lasted. She offered a choice of positions for full service. We were lying cuddling for a minute after the sex when she said she was going to take a shower. A subtle hint like "Did the hour pass so quickly?" had no effect. But she let me join her in the shower for mutual soaping.  Carolyn said does not work too late in the night because she has to drive far to get home, which may account for her hurry.

 

 

Porcha of Satin Dreams

www.satindreamz.com, (514) 223-0325, $160/hr

Porcha: 23 yr, 5'7, 120 lb, perky 34b, brown/green, shaved, tattoo; 5-5-5, conversation, light-kiss, daty, bbbj, red wine

 

Satin Dreamz is like a restaurant that's always crowded because the food is better than what you would expect for the price. I had to wait 4 hours for the next available escort who happened to be Porcha. She picked the red wine and we talked for a few minutes before undressing and getting into bed. Porcha was a beautiful girl with a slim figure and small perky breasts. She wanted her back scratched first and I obliged. Then I flipped her over to pay attention to her front. I worked my way down and enjoyed a nice daty. She said it was her turn and gave me a slow and wet bbbj. The full service was enjoyable too. Porcha offered a massage afterwards and I matched the offer. I gave her a massage using a massage bar from the Lush store near St Catherine & Drummond. (I've found it's a good conversation piece.) She sat on my butt and returned the favor. Then she got dressed, picked up her fee and kissed me good-bye. But she happened to leave behind a little bag with her personal stuff and I had to call Peter at the agency to get her back. So I got to kiss her good-bye a second time.

 

PS: Porcha is now Maeve at http://www.frenchkissmontreal.com

 

 

Lisa of Fantasme

(514) 944-9545/944-1669, $140/hr

Lisa: 21 yr, 5'4, 105 lb, perky 33a-23-33, short black/brown, shaved, tattoos; 4-5-5, good-English, +$20 kiss, loves-daty, +$50 bbbj, 2-fs, white wine, shower

 

Nancy at the phone could speak a few English words interspersed with a lot of French, but I gathered she recommended Lisa as someone nice who would be at my hotel in 20 minutes. Lisa preferred the white Mouton Cadet and asked if she could smoke. We talked for a while before I helped her undress and got into bed. She looked good, with a petite body and small perky breasts. I asked if she kisses and she said that would be $20 more. So I enjoyed kissing for a while and then turned my attention to her cute titties.

 

We both enjoyed a delicious daty to completion. When she took out a condom, I asked about bbbj and she said that would be $50 more. I asked if that would include tc but it didn't so I passed. The full service was very satisfying. We cuddled and talked. I had time to give her a massage and then enjoy a second full service. She let me join her in the shower afterwards.

 

 

Alyson of Satin Dreams

The shortest little GFE escort in Montreal

www.satindreamz.com, (514) 223-0325, $160/hr

Alyson: 22 yr, 4'11, 110 lb, 34d, natural blonde/blue, shaved; 5-5-5, conversation, kiss, daty, bbbj, 2-fs, shower, white wine

 

The surest way of getting a session with one of the more popular escorts at Satin Dreamz is to arrange it a day or two ahead with Celine the agency owner. Alyson arrived looking very attractive. She chose the white wine "because it's summer" and I enjoyed her conversation and her infectious laugh. When I asked if we could kiss, she said "Sure" and we did. She kicked off her shoes to reveal a 4'11 frame and took off her casual clothes to reveal sexy pink lingerie. (I noted the sizes when I took them off and gave her a red lingerie set at our second date.)

 

We enjoyed a long delicious daty with my tongue and her pelvis playing like dueling banjos. She gave me a sensual bbbj with a combination of licking and sucking before offering a choice of positions for full service. She used her vaginal muscles to squeeze out the last drop. I'll always think of Alyson as the shortest little GFE escort in Montreal .

 

We had more wine and conversation while Aly munched on candy from the minibar saying she loves chocolate after sex. I gave her a massage during which we made plans to repeat the rendezvous the next day. She let me join her in the shower afterwards and we soaped each other. (She was naughtier than me during this.) I added a tip when she picked up her fee at the end of the hour. When she called Peter at the agency, I told him I wanted to see her the same time the next day. This must have been off her normal schedule because Peter hesitated for a moment before asking "But is that OK with her?" I had to give the phone to Alyson to say "Oui, oui".

 

 

Carol Ann of Eleganza

http://eleganza.cjb.net, (514) 928-5220 (John)

Carol Ann, $200/hr: 25 yr, 5'4, 110 lb, 34dd-24-34 implant, blonde/brown, shaved, tattoos; 5-5-4, some-English, light-kiss, daty, cbj, 2-fs, white wine

 

I was in the mood for a nooner in the weekend and I called Eleganza. I hadn't used this agency before, but John the owner seemed to have good rapport with internet discussion board participants. He said he could have Carol Ann arrive in an hour. Carol Ann was a  very attractive blonde who said she was swimming in her pool when John called to get her back to the city. She picked the white wine from the minibar (White seems to be getting more popular than before) and turned on the TV to a music video channel. We sipped and talked for a while before getting comfortable in bed. She is a dancer with  a petite body, dd-cup breasts and a few tattoos.

 

I asked Carol Ann if we could kiss and she said "Yes but no tongue", so I enjoyed some light-kissing. I also enjoyed some daty before she said "It's my turn" and took out a condom for cbj. I asked if bbbj was an extra option but she seemed to be safety conscious, explaining there could be cuts in the mouth that allow things to get into the blood. I enjoyed full service in a prone doggy position and we relaxed with more wine. I gave her a massage which she enjoyed. She allowed a second short round of daty followed by another cbj and full service. I asked if I could join her in the shower, but she demurred. It was a good session and I felt her low spreadsheet scores were inaccurate, so I've upped the numbers a bit.

 

After Carol Ann kissed me good-bye and left, I noticed she had left her pink-tinted sunglasses behind. I sent word through John, but she didn't think the glasses were worth coming back for. She must have been keen to get back in the pool. Noting the festive atmosphere in downtown, I put on the feminine-looking sunglasses and went out to eat. Nobody gave me a second glance.

 

 

Katia of Freedom

www.freedom-passion.com, (514) 836-9701 (Eric)

Katia: $160/hr, 20 yr, 5'5, 120 lb, 34b, long blonde/brown, shaved, tattoos; 4-4-4, +$20 light-kiss, +$30 daty, +$50 bbbj, +$60 for 2-fs, shower, red wine

 

This was my first time with the agency. Eric the operator offered me a choice between Kim who would be available in two hours and Katia who could arrive in 30 minutes, so I chose Katia. Katia picked the red wine and we chatted for a bit before she asked "Can we start?". She took off her shirt to reveal breasts that didn't need a bra. As we settled naked in bed, I asked if we could kiss. She said that would be $20 extra but no tongue. So I paid and kissed. I moved down for daty and she said that would be $30 more. So I paid and dined. Katia took out a condom for cbj but offered bbbj for another $50. I asked if I could come in her mouth for that $50 but she said "No, I'll puke". That sort of broke the pattern and I passed. I enjoyed the cbj and the full service that followed.

 

We refilled our wine glasses and she asked if she could smoke. I agreed without charging her anything. When she announced she was going to take a shower, I told her we had spent less than 30 minutes. She explained that the policy was 1 hour or 1 service whichever comes first. A second service would cost $60 more. I passed on this too, especially since I was not sure I could perform again. I asked if I could join her in the shower and she agreed. I must have been happy she didn't charge me for the shower because as she was leaving, I offered her the pink-tinted sunglasses that another escort had left behind. Katia put them on in front of the mirror, said it looked good on her and thanked me with a kiss. I guess everything has a purpose in life.

 

 

Rebeka Andersson Part II

www.frenchkisssociety.com, fksmanagement@yahoo.com, $450/2-hrs for members

Rebeka: 22 yr, 5'4, 108 lb, 34b-22-32, blonde/blue, shaved, www.geocities.com/rebeka_andersson; 5-5-5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbj on request, vibrator, shower, white wine, rebeka_andersson@yahoo.ca

 

At last the repeat date we had planned in our first session was here. Rebeka arrived looking more like Brittany Spears than ever. (Rebeka is the answer to anyone who has fantasized about sleeping with the pop star.) I offered her a choice of wine and she picked the white Mouton Cadet again. She offered me a choice of Madonna, Sade and Nora Jones on her tiny CD player and I picked Nora to stay with the Jazz fest mood. I gave her a lacy blue baby-doll lingerie from Victoire Delage which is Montreal 's equivalent of Victoria 's Secrets. She modeled this for me and also some other lingerie in her collection. She says that whenever she does her laundry, she gets stares from other people in the Laundromat.

 

We engaged in all the activities described in my previous review with a few innovations. For full service, she showed me a position where I did her while leaning over the side of the bed, with my feet on the floor and hers up in the air. To revive me faster for another full service, she gave me a hot-and-cold bbbj. This involved her "Kamasutra" warming lotion and ice in her mouth. It worked perfectly. I'm sure she has more in her bag of tricks for our next date.

 

Escorting is not Rebeka's only interest and when her real career blossoms, she will be out of our reach. But until then, I'll be seeing her every time I visit Montreal . Women often inspire men to write poetry, but perhaps in my case bad girls inspire bad poetry ;-)

 

I had a good time with Rebeka

The loveliest girl in the Mecca

From the taste of her lips

To the thrust of her hips

Just the thought of her hardens my pecka.

 

                        -Robin-

 

 

Jessy of Jacques' Jardin de Madison

Jardin de Madison, (514) 570-0254, $130/hr

Jessy: 25 yr, 5'1, 105 lb, 34b, long black/brown, trimmed; 5-5-5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbjtc, shower, white wine

 

It was late morning before my afternoon flight and Fantasme which is usually my best best for morning service had no one available soon. I tried a few other agencies and all I got was voicemail. I finally decided to call Jardin de Madison and Jacques the owner described two girls who could arrive in 30 minutes. I picked Jessy and hit the jacquepot.

 

Jessy was very attractive in face and figure, and exuded an affectionate attitude. She chose the white wine and we spent a few minutes getting to know each other. She gently undressed me and I returned the favor. When I took off her top, there was no bra on her perky breasts. We stripped except for her shoes and cuddled in each others' arms, when she asked me what restrictions I had. I was puzzled and told her it's not usually me who has restrictions, but what were hers? She started her list: no anal penetration with fingers, some positions not allowed with a big penis, and she keeps her shoes on in bed. Still perplexed, I prompted "And..?", but she smiled and said that was all. I couldn't grasp the fact that Jessy was telling me in a circumspect way that I needn't worry too much about restrictions, so went through my own audit: deep-kiss?, daty?, dp?, bbbj? and it was yes to all. I thought I got her when it came to bbbjtc, but the hesitation was just to explain that she has to the bathroom afterwards to spit it - she doesn't swallow. I laughed and told her I could live with that, but that the agency fee was too low for all that she was offering. I got up and added a $50 note to the $140 I had placed near the phone.

 

What followed was a deeply fulfilling session, with her body offered as an open range and mine free to explore and enjoy all its treasures. I deep-kissed, feasted on her breasts, got a pornographic bbbj and bls, enjoyed a delicious daty, went though a couple of positions for full service, more deep-kissing, bls, bbbj... I kept the bbbjtc for last. Jessy held it in her mouth past the last of my spasms before going to the bathroom to wash out her mouth. She came back with a wet washcloth and cleaned me up with care. We had more wine, kissing and cuddling. I gave her a massage which she enjoyed.

 

When the time came for Jessy to shower, she had to take off her shoes because they were not waterproof and I saw how short she was. I asked if I could join her in the shower, knowing very well what her answer would be. She treated the shower time as an extension of her services by gently soaping and washing every part of my body. I remarked that she was acting like a mom bathing her little kid. She had a twinkle in her eye when she said "All men are kids". She toweled my body parts dry with the same maternal affection.

 

I felt so satiated after experiencing Jessy's appearance, attitude and service that I gave Jessy the red wine for Jacques as his tip. As we kissed good-bye, I confessed that I never expected to find a girl of her quality at Jacques, and that many customers would pay $450 for a session with someone like her. Jessy smiled mysteriously and said "I know".

 

 

Jennifer of Jacques' Jardin de Madison

Jardin de Madison, (514) 570-0254, $130/hr

Jennifer: 27 yr, 5'8, 110 lb, 34b-24-34, brown/brown, shaved; 4-5-5, some-English, light-kiss, daty, +$20 bbbj, white wine

 

I had made arrangements with Jacques to see Jessy later that evening. But she didn't arrive when the time came, so I called back. Jacques said Jessy couldn't make it but he could send Jennifer who "had the same build as Jesse" This wasn't my criterion but it was too late for alternatives. Jennifer was tall, slim and good-looking. She preferred the white wine and spoke enough English to converse. We soon got undressed and cuddled in bed. Jennifer is a construction worker by day and an escort by night. She plans to enhance her breasts "for a better shape not a bigger size". She also plans to have a laser procedure to remove stretch marks on her tummy.

 

I soon found myself enjoying a long daty on her shaved pussy. When she took out a condom for cbj, I suggested bbbj for $20 more. She agreed, saying she doesn't normally do that, even though she has been with Jacques' agency for over a month. It was a slow and wet bbbj with her hair falling forward as she bent down. I lifted her hair off her face saying I wanted to watch. She said "Oh yes, that's what men like" and continued the bbbj with exaggerated pornographic movements. I offered $50 to make it a bbbjtc, but she declined saying that would cross the line between business and personal sex. So I went on to enjoy a nice full service. When she went for her shower, she agreed to let me join her. I got to soap and wash every part of her body while she stood patiently, holding up her hair.

 

Angela of Satin Dreams

www.satindreamz.com, (514) 223-0325, $160/hr

Angela: Asian, 22 yr, 5'5, 105 lb, 34b-22-32, black/brown, shaved, tattoo; 4-5-5, conversation, kiss, loves-daty, bbbj, shower, white wine, ex-Aleeva/Amei

 

It was apparently a slow day at Satin Dreamz and Angela was available right away when I called. Angela was a young and pretty girl of Japanese and Chinese descent. She picked the white wine and we had had a nice chat before undressing. When I helped her take her dress off, I found she wore nothing underneath. We kissed and cuddled for a while and enjoyed a long session of daty. Angela gave me a bbbj that was very arousing. When I asked if I could come in her mouth, she said she doesn't like it, so I didn't. She said she was happy I asked and she hates it when inconsiderate customers bbbjtc without warning. It was about 50 minutes into the session by this time, so I extended it to two hours. Angela seemed to appreciate this too. Her kisses became deep and wet. She put a condom on me, climbed on and performed a vigorous bouncy cowgirl. We relaxed for a while with more wine. I gave her a massage before starting a second daty. She was really into it this time and carried the daty to completion. We went on to more kissing, another bbbj and full service. Angela let me join her in the shower where we soaped each other everywhere. I expected her to dress up and leave, but instead she lounged in bed to finish her wine and talk for a while before calling for her ride. I realized she wanted to give me my full 2 hours, and I appreciated her attitude. Her 4-5-5 rating takes other reviews into account, though I would put her closer to 5-5-5.

 

 

Montreal Angel Tina, Independent

Angel aka Tina: $250/hr, $400/2-hrs, montrealangel@hotmail.com, (514) 846-0732, www.montrealescorts.com; 33 yr, 5'5, 108 lb, 35c-24-34 implant, blonde/blue, shaved, 5-5-5, deep-kiss, loves-daty, cbj, white wine.

 

I knew Tina as a sexy voice over the phone eight years ago when she ran Heartbreakers agency. I remember calling at a busy time when she had no one available, so I told her I wish she herself could come over instead. She said something like "Now who's going to answer the phone here if I do that?" There's been a lot of water under the bridge since then, but now she is available as an escort and I decided to fulfill that long-forgotten wish.

 

Tina Angel is a pretty blonde, with a face and figure that girls 10 years younger would envy. She preferred the white wine because some reds give her a headache. She lit candles that she had brought along and turned down the lights for a romantic setting. We then had a nice long discussion about the escort business in Montreal . Angel has been through painful events following Heartbreakers' shutdown. But she had the grit to bear up to them and bounce back to become active again in the escort scene. However she prefers to keep a low profile in the business now.

 

At some point during our conversation I found myself enjoying delicious french kisses. Those delicious kisses continued after we undressed and cuddled in bed. My attention moved downward, pausing to suck on her prominent nipples. Her landing strip directed me unerringly toward daty on her cute pussy. That end was equally delicious and we enjoyed a long daty to a successful completion. She produced a condom for cbj remarking on the need for safety and I didn't mind at all. For me, deep-kissing trumps bbbj anytime. The cbj was sensual and erotic and primed me for the full service that followed. We cuddled for a while and had more wine. I gave her a massage while continuing our conversation. With her wide experience, she knows a lot about the Montreal escort world. She says she often helps her customers, for example by contacting escorts who are very choosy about new clients and recommending her own customer.

 

I had put $450 in her envelope thinking that was her two-hour fee, and she tried to return $50. But I felt she deserved to keep it. Tina Angel is a CGFE with a cheerful upbeat personality, and we plan to see each other again.

 

 

Jessy of Jacques', A Sequel

Jardin de Madison, (514) 570-0254, $130/hr

Jessy: 27 yr, 5'1, 105 lb, 33a-23-33, long black/brown, trimmed; 5-5-5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbjtc, shower, white wine

 

I called Jacques on a weekend afternoon asking again about Jessy, and was assured that she was available. Jessy remembered me well and we were deep-kissing even before I could close the door. I opened the white wine and we helped each other undress. She made sure I took off my watch too. Another customer had told her about my previous review, and she offered to take her shoes off this time if I wanted. We were soon kissing, cuddling and rolling around in bed. Other reviewers have disparaged her looks, so I made a mental audit of features that made her attractive to me: her slim petite figure, her small but cute breasts, her smile, the amused look in her eyes, and above all, an exotic appearance that I couldn't explain. It turns out she is part Iroquois Indian. So what can I say? I've re-examined the evidence and they confirm my conclusion that she is a 5-5-5.

 

Her services were enthusiastic and unrestricted as before. I told her I wanted her bbbjtc at the end. I enjoyed long bouts of deep wet kisses, deep wet bbbj and deep wet daty with wine breaks in between. During full service she made me set a slow pace until she had an orgasm. Then she took off the condom and gave me another bbbj until I came in her mouth. When we showered together afterwards, I found myself assuming an airport-frisk position, while she soaped every part of my body (including the soles of my feet). I gave her the same service in return.

 

I had promised her on our first date that I'll always add $50 for the kind of service she provides, but it was easier to leave $200 on the table than make change for $180. So perhaps I've obtained a wider range of services than the average customer. She said Jacques knows me as her special client, and will call her for me if I asked. So whenever I have the urge for tongue-sucking kisses and bbbjtc, I know who to call.

 

 

Alyson of Satin Dreams, 3rd time around

www.satindreamz.com, (514) 223-0325, $160/hr

Alyson: 22 yr, 4'11, 110 lb, 34d real, natural blonde/blue, shaved; 5-5-5, conversation, kiss, daty, bbbj, 2-fs, shower, white wine

 

It was a dark and stormy night. But Alyson felt like a burst of sunshine when she stepped into my room and we hugged and kissed. I had arranged the date by emailing Celine@SatinDreamz since her work schedule makes her hard to get. I opened the white wine while she opened her present - a sky blue lingerie set I had picked up. She immediately took off her clothes to show that she was wearing the wine red set I had got her the last time. She changed into the new set by putting the blue panties over the red one and magically slipping out the red panties from underneath. That sure doesn't work with my underwear!

 

The lingerie came off while we were kissing and caressing in bed. We went through a mutually satisfying daty, an uninhibited bbbj and an energetic full service before taking a break. We drank our wine while standing naked by the window, watching the pouring sheets of rain and lightning. With her soft curvy body, her natural d-cup breasts, her teenager face and her lush blonde hair, Allie is a delightful little package. Her playful attitude and GFE services are icing on the cake.

 

 I gave Allie a massage and cuddled up with her when she noticed a faint stirring in my loins. She took that as a challenge, and started another skillful bbbj. She used her mouth and tongue on the shaft and tip  in different ways, until there was no doubt about my readiness for the full service that followed.

 

Immediately after Alyson left, I saw she had forgotten to pick up her fee, and I had to run after her to give it before she stepped into the elevator.

 

 

Danika of Cache Escorts

www.cacheescorts.com, (514) 347-1625, $180/hr

Danika: 23 yr, 5'6, 110 lb, 34b-24-34, short blonde/blue, shaved, tattoo; 5-5-5, conversation, deep-kiss, daty, bbbj, shower, red wine

 

Tina Angel aka Madison of Cache Escorts recommended that I see Danika. Danika was a pretty blonde with a cheery personality. She chose the red wine and we introduced ourselves. She was in a celebratory mood after her summer classes. Pretty soon we were deep kissing with lots of tongue. When we undressed each other, I noticed she had no bra. We continued the kissing in bed before turned my attention to her breasts and lower. I dined on her delicious shaved pussy, and she enjoyed it too. Then Danika took her turn with a nice bbbj to stimulate me for sex. We kissed and cuddled in bed afterwards while we finished our wine. Danika let me join her in the shower and I got to feel her up all over with shower gel in my hands. I promised to see her again as we kissed good-bye.

 

PS: This agency has closed and Danika is now Taylor at www.celinesfantasies.com

 

 

Montreal Angel Tina, Part II

Angel aka Tina: $200/hr, montrealangel@hotmail.com, (514) 846-0732, www.montrealescorts.com; 33 yr, 5'5, 108 lb, 35c-24-34 implant, blonde/blue, shaved, 5-5-5, deep-kiss, loves-daty, cbj, vibrator, white wine.

 

This was my second date with Angel Tina. We greeted each other with deep kisses and toasted our reunion with white wine. She stripped to show off her sexy lingerie, and I attempted to compete with my fruit of the loom. We were soon in our birthday suits, cuddling in bed. Angel showed me her little black goody bag with toys and lotions. After a long daty and cbj, she took out her "golden egg", an egg-shaped vibrator on a cord. She slipped the egg inside her pussy before I climbed aboard inserted my eggbeater. (There was room for both of us there.) The full service was intense with the golden egg stimulating both of us to a speedy orgasm. We relaxed with more wine and kisses, and I gave her a massage before she left.

 

 

Zaphyr, Independent

Zaphyr: $600/3-hrs, outcall, belle_zaphyr@hotmail.com, www.bellezaphyr.com; 22 yr, 5'7, 122 lb, 34b-25-36, curly redhead, 5-5-5, deep-kiss, daty, cbj, shower, champagne

 

Zaphyr has a 3-hour minimum policy, but occasionally announces a $450/2-hrs option for hobbyists who participate in on-line reviews & discussions. I took advantage of this offer and booked an appointment by e-mail. Her only condition. was that I write an honest review afterwards. She got a crick in her neck on the day she was to come, so we rescheduled it a few days later.

 

Zaphyr arrived looking like a young stewardess, pulling a roll-on suitcase behind her. I was a bit surprised. Did I accidentally book a 2-day date instead of a 2-hour one? It turns out that while many escorts bring a goody bag of toys and lotions, Zaphyr needs a goody suitcase for her accessories. Half its volume was taken up by her CD boom-box, which she set up, and offered a choice of classical music. I asked her to put on her favorite composer, and she picked Chopin. She asked me to pick the wine, and I told her that red wine was probably the correct wine to drink with a redhead.

 

We were soon french kissing with deep tongue probing, while we talked about ourselves. Zaphyr is a variation of Sapphire, but she pronounced it Zafeer with the accent on the second syllable. She stripped to show off her sexy lingerie and I hurried to catch up. While we were kissing and getting naked in bed, Zaphyr apologetically showed the round scar below her navel from an operation. I told her she shouldn't be embarrassed and besides it is a good conversation piece. She produced a can of honey dust and a small feather duster. We took turns dusting various parts of our bodies and licking each other off. Her technique was a lot more gentle and sensual than mine. This game transitioned to daty, during which she took an active role and made herself come. She showed me a vibrator, remarking that with my tongue we didn't need that at all.

 

Zaphyr then moved down and provided plenty of ball-licking before putting on a condom for a pornographic CBJ. She offered a choice of positions for full service, but I preferred missionary so I could continue deep-kissing. By this time she felt warm and moist all over and seemed to be glowing with passion. I gave her an amateur back massage afterwards. She gave me a professional one with deep pressure. She continued with a foot massage that was very relaxing. We rested for a bit with more wine before starting another round of dfk, daty, bls, cbj & fs. I think the ghost of Chopin got jealous because the CD got stuck in a groove at the critical moment during daty. She asked me if I would like to join her in the shower, which happened to be just what I had in mind. She continued with sensual kisses all over my body while soaping and washing, and I did my best to reciprocate. The mood Zaphyr set during the entire session was like she was a romantic lover who happened to be in a sexy mood just for me.

 

It was near the end of my trip and I was scheduled to see two other escorts before I left, so I didn't discuss a 2nd appointment with Zaphyr. But if she offers the 2-hour option again during my next trip, I'll grab the opportunity.

 

I know she said honest review and not graphic review, but I get confused between the two.

 

PS: Porcha is now at http://www.frenchkissmontreal.com

 

 

Rebeka Andersson, A Continuing Adventure

www.frenchkisssociety.com, fksmanagement@yahoo.com, $450/2-hrs for members

Rebeka: 22 yr, 5'4, 108 lb, 34b-22-32, blonde/blue, shaved, www.geocities.com/rebeka_andersson; 5-5-5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbj on request, vibrator, shower, white wine, rebeka_andersson@yahoo.ca

 

Rebeka had gone vacationing on a Mediterranean beach but luckily she got back in time to give me an appointment before I left Montreal . She arrived looking tanned and fit and beautiful as always. We deep-kissed and talked like old lovers before I opened the wine and she opened her gift. The session had lots of dfk, daty, bbbj and fs in no particular order or position. (Warning: the rest of the review may be too graphic for some readers, and they are advised to skip directly to the end.)

 

This time we tried the hot & cold bbbj technique on daty instead. This entailed smearing a flavored warming lotion on Rebeka's clit and licking it warm, then popping an ice cube from the ice bucket into my mouth and licking it cold. The theory is that alternating hot & cold licks (or sucks) alternates the expanding and contracting of blood vessels, and conditions the subject for a more intense orgasm. I felt like a mad scientist experimenting on the helpless heroine. (Did I discover a new role-playing scenario?) Anyway, my data shows that the lotion warms the clitoris and tongue very quickly and a tongue cooled by ice can cool down the entire pussy. However direct clit-ice contact is beyond the tolerance zone, and Rebeka's involuntary reaction almost made me swallow the ice. We settled down to the warm daty which soon led to a steamy conclusion.

 

We passionately kissed good-bye after our session. Our heroine has brought this chapter to a happy ending. I wonder what's in store for us the next time?

 

 

Jessy of Jacques' JDM, An Embarrassing Episode

Jardin de Madison, (514) 570-0254, $130/hr

Jessy: 27 yr, 5'1, 105 lb, 33a-23-33, long black/brown, trimmed; 5-5-5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbjtc, shower, white wine

 

If there is an award for the most embarrassing gaffe by a hobbyist, this session would surely qualify. I had noticed Jessy wearing faded lingerie during our last session and had bought her a sexy pink bra and panty set. She opened the bag and saw the fee & tip I had also placed there, but took out just the lingerie to try on. It fit perfectly and looked good on her and she was thrilled. The love fest that followed can't be described by mere hobbyist abbreviations, unless perhaps they are expressed poetically:

 

I had a date with an SP called Jessy

DFK made her lipstick all messy

The FS was fine

And the DATY divine

But the best was her BBJTC

 

After our shower, she took time to dress up and put on her makeup. So I just slipped into my pajamas, getting ready for bed. As Jessy was leaving, I noticed she had forgotten the lingerie bag with the money. (There must be something about me that makes escorts leave stuff behind.) I grabbed the bag and stepped out to call her, and heard the door click shut behind me. I had locked myself out!

 

I called for help from the house phone on my floor. Jessy stayed, teasing me with kisses while waiting for the night concierge to come up. We must have been an odd sight, with Jessy in a sexy black dress holding a lingerie bag, and me wearing only pajamas and a sheepish grin. (Boy, am I glad I don't sleep in the buff!) The concierge kept a poker face as he opened my door and ushered us in, as though this was just another routine act in his duties. Jessy and I kissed good-bye again, and I could tell from her eyes that she was waiting to be out of earshot before laughing.

 

 

*****

2005

*****

 

Amelie of Asservissante

www.asservissante.com, (514) 592-6465, 830-1506 (Martin), $160/hr

Amelie: 19 yr, 5'5, 115 lb, 34b-24-34, auburn/brown, shaved, tattoo, 9-8.5-9, no-English, light-kiss, daty, dp, bbbj, bbbjtc?, red wine

 

Martin recognized me when I called and recommended two girls who could be at my room in 10 minutes. I chose Amelie. Jacques then cautioned me that she doesn't speak much English, but I said I didn't mind. Amelie with her youth and beauty, was the typical escort that Asservissante originally built its reputation on. I showed her the wines in the minibar and the picked the red Mouton Cadet.

 

She knew just enough English to say yes or no during attempts at small talk, and seemed apologetic about it. So when she offered a massage, I quickly accepted, knowing this would help her relax even if I was the one getting the massage. I stripped naked and lay on the bed. Amelie got the body lotion, sat on my butt and gave me a soothing back massage. This smoothly transitioned to cuddling and caressing in bed, interspersed with light kissing. My lips and tongue roamed over her breasts and then to her cute little shaved pussy. I enjoyed a long daty and then a long bbbj. When I asked if I could come in her mouth, she hesitantly said OK and kept sucking. But I wasn't sure if she understood I was asking for tc or just for more bbbj, and I didn't want to risk a misunderstanding ruining her day. So I switched to full service, which was equally enjoyable.

 

We finished our wine and spent the rest of the time kissing and cuddling. Amelie was cheerful and friendly and we would have enjoyed each other even more if I spoke French. When she called Martin before leaving, I used her phone to thank him for recommending Amelie.

 

 

Andrea of Asservissante

www.asservissante.com, (514) 592-6465, 830-1506 (Martin), $160/hr

Andrea: 23 yr, 5'6, 120 lb, 34d-24-34 implant, brown/brown, shaved, tattoos, 7.5-7.5-8.5, good-English, no-kiss, loves-daty, dp, bbbj on request, red wine, ex-Fantasme

 

Martin described 4 girls and recommended Andrea as the prettiest of the bunch. Andrea was decent-looking, with a slim body and d-cup implants. She preferred the red wine and asked if she could smoke. We talked for a few minutes before she started stripping and so did I. As we cuddled in bed, Andrea said her only restriction was no kissing. I feasted on her boobs and started my way downward and she spread her thighs as if to welcome me there. I enjoyed the daty, with Andrea holding her pussy lips open and making herself come. She then took out a condom but I asked for bbbj. She agreed but told me she didn't want "sperm" going in her mouth. The bbbj was nice and uninhibited. She asked what position I wanted for full service. Afterwards we relaxed with more wine in bed. She checked the time on her cell phone and said it had been 45 minutes, so it was time for her to clean up in the bathroom before leaving. Her parting piece of advice was to book a 2-hour session when seeing an escort for the first time - "Otherwise it is just animal sex".

 

 

Cindy of Eleganza

www.eleganzaescorts.com, (514) 812-5311 (John, Joe)

Cindy, $180/hr: 21yr, 5'3, 105 lb, perky 34b-24-34, light brown/brown, shaved; 8.5-8-9, some-English, kiss, daty, dp, bbbj, 2-fs, +$60 greek, red wine, ex-ABC, also at RSVP

 

John had only two girls who would be available within 2 hours but luckily one of them happened to be Cindy who has been reviewed favorably by others. Cindy was quite attractive, with a slim and petite figure. She chose the red wine from the minibar and apologized saying her English was not very good, but we didn't have any problem communicating. We talked and french kissed (neither light or deep) for a while and she started to undress me. I returned the favor and was soon admiring and feasting on her perky breasts. I enjoyed a long daty on her shaved pussy and she gave me a nice wet bbbj. She asked what position I preferred for full service.

 

We rested for a while with more wine and I asked her about the greek option mentioned in the agency web page. Cindy said that would be $60 more, so I added $60 to the $200 I had left for her initially. This energized her to start another bbbj with plenty of licking and sucking to get me ready. She put on the condom, poured on the lube, assumed the position, and told me to insert it slowly. After some initial resistance it slipped in smoothly. The sight of her petite body and the feel of her tight ass made the anal sex very satisfying.

 

She said she prefers to shower alone and asked concernedly if that was OK. I enjoyed the session and said so to John, before kissing Cindy good-bye. John takes care of his customers - once when I called he told me honestly that he wouldn't recommend whoever was available and that I would be better off calling another time.

 

 

Alyson of Celine's Fantasies

www.celinesfantasies.com, (514) 804-2354, $160/hr

Alyson: 23 yr, 4'11, 110 lb, 34d real, natural blonde/blue, shaved; 9-9-9, conversation, kiss, daty, dp, bbbj, 2-fs, white wine, ex-Satin Dreamz

 

I had seen all the escorts in Celine's web site (except for a girl who does not do 1-hour sessions), so I essentially renewed acqaintances this trip. Alyson a favorite, happened to be available when I called Celine. She looked cuter than ever when she arrived. I gave her the fee and a $40 tip in advance. I opened a bottle of white wine which she prefers and she put on a CD of her favorite music - a classical contralto vocalist.

 

Pretty soon we were undressing each other and flinging clothes off the bed. I enjoyed her soft french kisses, her soft blonde hair and her soft natural breasts. I moved further down to a delightful dining session. Allie is a team player in daty - she pulled her pussy lips to position her clit just right and wiggled her hips to stimulate herself on my tongue until the mission was accomplished. (Perhaps that was too graphical, so forget the last sentence and delete those images from your mind.) Allie then gave me a nice long bbbj - she has a skillful technique and I had to consciously control myself. After a full service we relaxed with more kissing, cuddling and wine. There was time for a second bbbj and full service before we kissed good-bye.

 

Alyson works a limited schedule to leave enough time for her studies. Let's hope her career keeps her in Montreal after she graduates.

 

 

Jessy of Celine's Fantasies / Satin Dreams

www.celinesfantasies.com, (514) 804-2354, $160/hr, also at www.satindreamz.com

Jessy: 27 yr, 5'1, 105 lb, 33a-23-33, long black/brown, trimmed; 9-9.5-9.5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, dp, bbbjtc, shower, white wine, ex-JDM

 

When Celine's Fantasies and Satin Dreams separated and divided their assets, they apparently had to split Jessy down the middle. She can be booked through either agency. Jessy deep-kissed me at the door as usual and I gave her $200 as usual. We opened a bottle of white wine and talked between bouts of deep-kissing. Jessy said she likes her current agency better than Jacques because the owner and the clients here are much nicer to her. We soon stripped and continued kissing and caressing in bed. On our last date she had hinted she knew some tricks with whipped cream, so I had a can ready this time. (The grocery store clerk had a puzzled look when this was the only item I bought - perhaps I should have picked up strawberries too.)

 

Jessy lay on her back and made cream volcanoes around her nipples and let me feast on then for a while. She sprayed a hill of cream on her belly button and I went to work there. Next, she made a whipped-cream atoll on her pussy and I had the yummiest daty ever. Then it was my turn to lie on my back... Jessy soon turned her attention to my privates. She covered the balls and shaft with whipped cream and balanced a dollop on the tip before getting to work. The combination of licking, sucking and massaging with cream was extremely arousing. With sufficient warning, I came in her mouth. She held it in for some time before going to the bathroom.

 

We cuddled back in bed and found that we had a very messy Jessy, and the sheets weren't spared either. In retrospect, the whipped cream play was not really practical for a 1-hour appointment. Jessy realized she couldn't go to her next appointment wearing a cream perfume, so we filled the tub and soaked together. I helped soap and scrub all traces of cream from her skin. Then she got dressed, kissed good-bye and dashed out for the next client in line.

 

 

Jenny of Dangerous Curves

www.montreal-escorts.ca, (514) 812-8181 (Kevin, Patrick), $180/hr

Jenny: 20 yr, 5'7, 130 lb, 34b-24-34, black/brown, shaved, tattoos; 8-7-8, some-English, light-kiss, daty, no-dp, brief-bbbj, 2-fs, red wine

 

Patrick at the phone said Jenny (who is listed as GFE in the agency site) could be at my hotel in 30 minutes. Jenny asked if the $200 I had placed was for her, checked in with Patrick, and made a quick trip to the washroom. She chose the red wine and we talked for a few minutes. She spoke just enough English for basic communication. We soon stripped and cuddled in bed. She had a slim, attractive body with a tattoo of Chinese characters on her lower back. She said she kisses a little bit which I found meant slight pecks on the lips. I enjoyed a nice daty on her shaved pussy. She said "Its my turn" and started a hand job followed by about 20 seconds of bbbj before getting out a condom. I asked for a little more but was politely declined. The full service was good, after which we relaxed in bed with more wine. For the second service, she used HJ to get me ready for the condom, refusing bbbj altogether. We still had time after the second fs to get back in our clothes and finish the rest of the wine. Jenny's hair-style was different from her web pics but she confirmed that was her.

 

 

Tasha of Dangerous Curves

www.montreal-escorts.ca, (514) 812-8181 (Kevin, Patrick), $180/hr

Tasha: 24 yr, 5'6, 110 lb, perky 34b-24-34, long blonde/blue, shaved, tattoo; 9-9-9.5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, dp, bbbjtc & swallow, red wine, ex-Cache/Danika

 

I was talking with Montreal Angel Tina when she mentioned that Danika who used to be with Cache agency was working again. She put me in touch with Kevin of Dangerous Curves who set me up with Danika, now known as Tasha. Tasha remembered me and we were hugging and deep-kissing as soon as she stepped in. She is a very attractive young blonde who would fit into any high-dollar agency. She chose the red wine from the minibar and we sipped it between kisses. Tasha had taken a break from escorting to concentrate on school but recently decided to return. Tasha has the fresh effervescent personality of an 18-year old and a body to match. Those who feel that a review should not be a kiss-and-tell with graphic details should skip the next paragraph entirely.

 

In no time we were naked in bed, with me feasting on her perky breasts. I enjoyed a nice bbbj and a delicious daty. I was setting a moderate pace during full service and enjoying the feel of her tight pussy, when she turned into a tigress. Tasha wrapped her legs around me and said "Pound me! Pound me!" I rammed her as hard as I could, until we both came. We relaxed with more wine, deep-kissing and cuddling. Kevin had told me I could spend a little extra time with Tasha since I wasn't 100% satisfied with his previous escort. So we didn't feel the need to rush. Soon, I found myself enjoying another bbbj and it was so arousing that I asked if I could come in her mouth. She smiled as though I were offering her a treat and said "I haven't had that in a while". She knelt by the side of the bed with her head bobbing between my thighs, and I was in bbbj heaven. She kept sucking before, during and after my orgasm, and the pleasure was excruciating. She swallowed it all except for a cum moustache on her lip and washed it down with a gulp of red wine.

 

I was totally drained when I kissed Tasha good-bye, giving her a $40 tip and promising to see her again. She is a fantastic bargain at her current rate, so let's hope it is not too good to last.

 

PS: Tasha is now Taylor at www.celinesfantasies.com

 

 

Montreal Angel Tina

Angel aka Tina: $250/hr, $425/2-hrs, montrealangel@hotmail.com, (514) 846-0732, www.montrealangel.com; 34 yr, 5'5, 108 lb, 35c-24-34 implant, blonde/blue, shaved, 9-9.5-8.5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, cbj, vibrator, white wine.

 

I feel very comfortable when I am with Tina and she is often available on short notice. This time I had to wait a couple of days due to other appointments with her regulars. Tina arrived wearing a sexy black dress under her coat. She placed a blue light bulb in one of the lamps and turned the others off for ambiance. I opened a bottle of white wine and she slipped into red lingerie. We exchanged news and deep kisses between sips of wine. I stripped as we got into bed, flung her red bra and panties away and got down to serious business. The details are similar to what I have in my previous reviews of Angel Tina, so I don't have to repeat them again.

 

Some time after Tina left, I noticed she had left her bag of toys and lotions that she uses on 2-hour dates. She came in casual clothes this time to pick it up, since she had already changed when I called. So it was like kissing a different person good-bye the second time.

 

 

Nadia of Celine's Fantasies

www.celinesfantasies.com, (514) 804-2354, $160/hr

Nadia; 32 yr, 5'6, 120 lb, 34c-26-36 real, brown/gray, shaved; 8-9-9, conversation, dfk, loves-daty, no-dp, bbbj, red wine, ex-JDM

 

Celine didn't have any ladies available when I called, but she offered to check if Nadia (who had left for the day) would come back. I got Nadia an hour or so later. She pondered over the wines, saying she usually loves reds but she had been out in the hot afternoon and the white looked tempting. She offered to open the bottle herself and we sipped and chatted for a while. Nadia used to work at Jaques' agency with Jessy. Her was sometimes blonde, sometimes red, but the current brown was her natural color. We stripped, got in bed and started a long kissing session. This was followed by an equally long daty and she participated enthusiastically. She then gave me a deep-throat bbbj until I indicated I was ready for sex. She simulated moans of pleasure between kisses during full service.

 

We were relaxing with more wine when Nadia noticed my laptop and said she knows about the internet but doesn't use it much. We looked at the agency web page and she seemed surprised that so many of her pictures were up and that her real age was in the description. She said her eyes were blue-gray and not green as listed. (An eye exam under the table lamp confirmed this.) We also checked her description in the spreadsheet and she asked what all the abbreviations meant. She said she doesn't take showers with clients, so that entry was wrong.

 

Nadia was in no hurry and it was way past the hour when she left.

 

 

Celine of Asservissante

www.asservissante.com, (514) 592-6465, 830-1506 (Martin), $160/hr

Celine: 25 yr, 5'1, 100 lb, 34b-24-34, brown/green, shaved, tattoos; 7-9-9, some-English, dfk, loves-daty, dp, bbbj, shower, red wine

 

An escort I had an appointment with had got her period early, so I  whiled away time in the  bar instead. But I got a late night craving and I knew Asservissante was the best bet for quick delivery. Martin described Celine who would be available before midnight. (He pronounced it "Celin"). He hinted that some customers don't find her attractive but say she gives very good service. Celine arrived, picked the red wine from the minibar and we talked for a while. She apologized for not knowing enough English, but it was more than enough for us to communicate. This was her last appointment so I had called just in time.

 

We stripped and got in bed. Celine had a plain face but an excellent body that was small and slim. I enjoyed a long session of deep kisses, and then moved down to daty on her shaved pussy. This was long and enjoyable too, and ended in a shuddering climax. She called me "Magic Mouth" after that. She gave me a bbbj that felt so good that I asked if I could come in her mouth, but she doesn't do that. I moved on to full service during which there was plenty of kissing too. We sipped more wine and talked a bit. She asked to use shower and I told her to go ahead. She didn't understand at first when I asked if I could also join her, but she finally caught on and cheerily agreed. We soaped each other in the shower paying special attention to private areas. Celine dressed up and moved toward the door but I reminded her to pick up her fee first. I added a $20 tip.

 

All good things must come to an end and the Magic Mouth had to kiss her good-bye.

 

 

Gia of Celine's Fantasies

www.celinesfantasies.com, (514) 804-2354, $160/hr

Gia      23 yr, 5'5, 110 lb, perky 34b, red/green, shaved; 9-9-8.5, conversation, dfk, ymmv-daty, bbbj, +$50 bbjtc, 2-fs, dry white wine, ex-DC

 

The rain was drizzling, the sky was starless and the streets were wet - it felt like a miserable night. Earlier, I had called Celine's and Jessy who was answering the phone didn't have anyone available. They had Gia working but she was booked all night. So I asked her to call my room number the next day had went for dinner at the hotel restaurant. I was now back at my laptop trying to decide which agency to call next. Suddenly the phone rang and it was Jessy. Gia had unexpectedly become available - do I want her now? I told her I do, and Gia was at my door in 15 minutes.

 

Gia was an attractive redhead with a slim and youthful figure. She was cheery and talkative throughout. No trace of French here - she is from western Canada. She chose the white wine and some cashew nuts from the minibar, and checked in with the agency while I opened the bottle. She said she prefers very dry white wines, and the Mouton Cadet bordeaux didn't quite qualify. She opened a packet of gum and offered me some, but I told her I couldn't chew gum and have sex at the same time.

 

After a few minutes of sipping, talking, laughing and kissing, Gia started to undress me and I did the same for her. As soon as she got me naked, she dropped to her knees and started a sensual bbbj. I savored the feeling it for a while, and asked her if she lets clients come in her mouth. She hesitantly said it would be $50 more. I said yes but I want to keep that for last. I got her to the bed and moved to position myself for daty, when she said she didn't want to do that. When I asked if something was wrong, she said she usually allows it but she was not in the mood this time, adding "and women are allowed to have moods". Fair enough. She asked me what I wanted to do next, and I said "How about some nice kissing?" That was fine with her, so we cuddled in bed and had a long session of deep wet french kisses. I enjoyed this thoroughly and it made up for missing out on daty. We started full service in the missionary position so we could continue kissing.

 

At some point we realized that she was still wearing her bra! I had fallen down on my job of stripping her. She said "It is time to introduce you to my breasts", and I made acquaintance with each one by sucking and caressing. Then I got up, produced a $50 note and told her I was ready for the grand finale. I washed my dick and sat on the bed, and Gia knelt between my legs. She massaged the shaft with her breasts, massaged the tip with her nipples, and licked it all over before taking it in her mouth. It was a very stimulating bbbj and it wasn't too long before I gave her a warning and exploded in her mouth. She took it all in and went to the bathroom to spit it out and rinse her mouth. Gia came back and said "That was quite a load!". I told her that was $50 well spent.

 

We spent the rest of the time chatting away, drinking the wine, and looking at pictures on the agency web site. She said she has even better photographs of herself and perhaps they will end up on the site too. Both of us were in high spirits when we kissed good-bye. (No, I don't mean alcohol). The rain was still drizzling, the sky was starless and the streets were wet - but it felt like a wonderful night!

 

 

Scarlet aka Alyson, Independent

Scarlet: $250/hr, $200/hr for repeat clients, http://ca.geocities.com/scarletservices/Scarlet.html, clientappointments@gmail.com; 23 yr, 4'11, 100 lb, 34d real, natural blonde/blue, shaved; 9-9-9, conversation, dfk, daty, dp, bbbj, 2-fs, red wine, ex-Alyson@CelinesFantasies.

 

Alyson disappeared from Celine's agency a couple of months ago. The last time I saw her she said she would be graduating this year and may leave the Montreal business, so I was prepared for this. I checked with her this trip and I found she was still in Montreal, though retired from regular escorting. But she was thinking about working a few hours a week as an Independent. Alyson visits Vancouver regularly as an independent escort, and posts ads with her email address on a Vancouver review board. She also worked for a short time with the Frenck Kiss Society as Tristan. She favors the name Scarlet now.

 

Scarlet looked adorable when she stepped into my room and kissed me passionately. She said she had lost weight and I could see was more of a spinner than ever. She preferred the scarlet wine and we drank it while we discussed events since our last meeting. We undressed each other and I discovered she was intentionally wearing the wine-colored lingerie I had given her last year. She has a good memory! We cuddled in bed, deep-kissing for a while before I descended to work on her soft natural breasts. The journey continued down to daty on her shaved pussy. Scarlet is no passive spectator during daty. She positions her clit against my tongue, gyrates her hips and makes herself orgasm every time I've seen her.

 

Then it was her turn to give me oral pleasure. Her bbbj technique turned my dick into tristanium, as she alternated between deep-throating the shaft and exploring the tip with her tongue. It was a picture-perfect moment to watch her cute little mouth wrapped around my swollen member and her silky blonde hair cascading over my thighs. We went on to full service during which our lips were locked in kissing. We had more wine, relaxed on the pillows and talked. Before the end of the hour she got me ready for a second service with crotch-caressing, ball-massaging and more bbbj'ing.

 

Scarlet showered, got dressed and picked up the fee (I gave her $220). She agreed to a repeat session in a few days, and accompanied me to the Les Voyageurs bar in the lobby for a drink before she left.

 

 

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Charlene of JDM

Jardin de Madison, (514) 570-0254 (Jacques, Michel), $130/hr

Charlene: 29 yr, 5'4, 110 lb, 36d-24-34 implant, long blonde/blue, shaved; 8-7-8, some-English, dfk, daty, bbbj, red wine

 

I decided to call JDM out of nostalgia. 90% of Jacques' escorts offer kissing and bbbj, so there is little risk of poor service. However only 10% of them are attractive enough to make the experience satisfying, so calling this agency is a gamble. Michel "You can call me Mike" answered the phone and recommended Charlene as his "top girl". Charlene was a good-looking blonde with a decent figure. She turned the room  airconditioning off because she was cold.  She picked the red wine from the minibar and asked if she could smoke. She knew enough English for simple conversation. She had just returned to the business after a 4-month retirement.  After she finished her cigarette, we stripped and deep-kissed. I enjoyed daty followed by bbbj and full service. We talked some more while she had another smoke. She washed up and called Michel for her ride.

 

Then events took a strange turn... She asked if she could take the hotel bathrobe that she saw in the bathroom. This is a thick white turkish robe monogrammed with the hotel insignia and is for sale at the gift shop for $95. When I refused, she offered deal on future services but I wasn't interested. She even offered to pay for it but I told her to buy it at the gift shop when it opened the next morning. So she called me a prick and stormed out of the room. I would have considered her one of Jacques' better escorts if it wasn't for her flakiness at the end.

 

 

Montreal Angel, Independent

Angel aka Tina: $250/hr, $425/2-hrs, montrealangel@hotmail.com, (514) 347-1625, www.montrealangel.com; 34 yr, 5'5, 108 lb, 35c-24-34 implant, blonde/blue, shaved, 9-9.5-8.5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, cbj, vibrator, white wine.

 

My Montreal trips don't feel complete without spending time with Angel. She greeted me with a kiss, looking slim and fit as usual. She lit the candles she had brought while I opened the white wine. We drank and chatted for a while. She had brought 3 sets of lingerie and modeled each of them for me. (She was going to use them for new pictures on her web site). I liked the bikini set studded with fabric flowers and she kept that on until it was time for me to strip her.

 

We deep-kissed in bed until I turned my attention on her breasts. When I moved down to daty, she suggested making it a 69. Angel positioned herself on top of me and ground her Y into my mouth while she giving me me a cbj at the same time. I sucked on that delicious pussy and got cross-eyed trying to ogle it at the same time.

 

After her orgasm, we waited till she caught her breath and went on to full service where she draped her legs over my shoulder.  There was lots of kissing during this. I gave Angel a massage afterwards (or did she give me one?). We had more wine and conversation until it was time to blow out the candles and kiss her good-bye.

 

 

Lady Sierra, Independent

Sierra: $250/hr, lady.sierra@hotmail.com ; East Indian, 20 yr, 5'7, 125 lb, perky 34B-26-36, long black/brown, trimmed; 8-8-8, conversation, no-kiss, loves-daty, dp, cbj, 2-fs, wine

 

I contacted Sierra after seeing her post on a bulletin board announcing her debut in Montreal. She greeted me with a smile when she arrived. She had no preference on the wine so I opened one of them and we introduced each other. Sierra has come to Montreal as a student from Vancouver. She plans to have a professionally designed web site with her pictures soon.

 

She offered a massage I undressed and lay on the bed while she worked on me. Then she put on radio, made me sit on the edge of the bed and did a strip tease and this turned into a lap dance.  We got into bed and cuddled and she said I could kiss her anywhere except her lips.  I sucked on those petite perky breasts and had a long daty session till she came. She gave me a good cbj with me holding up her long hair as it was falling over her face. I had full service with me on top and her legs over my shoulders.

 

We took a break for more wine and conversation. She is majoring in religions. She has even invented her own religion as a tongue-in-cheek exercise. Soon, I gave her a massage and she gave me another cbj to get me ready for a 2nd service in doggy. She looked at clock after this and said I still have more time. So we cuddled and caressed until the hour was over. Sierra is obviously not competing in the popular gfe market in Montreal - her niche is "young East Indian student offering safe services" and this experience is enjoyable in its own way.

 

PS: Sierra is now Jasmine at www.frenchkissmontreal.com

 

 

Jessy of Celine's Fantasies

www.celinesfantasies.com, (514) 804-2354, $160/hr

Jessy: 27 yr, 5'1, 105 lb, 33a-23-33, long black/brown, trimmed; 9-9.5-9.5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, bbbjtc, shower, white wine, ex-JDM

 

I've stopped counting the number of times I've seen her. Jessy was too busy to meet me the previous week because she was running the agency while Celine was out of town. I finally got an appointment and Jessy arrived looking sexy as ever. We were deep-kissing and groping each other before I could close the door. She chose the white wine and talked about the hectic experience of manning the phone at a busy agency. She undressed to reveal her sexy pink lingerie, saying pink and black are her favorite colors. I did the same (except I wasn't wearing pink lingerie). We deep-kissed some more before getting each other naked.

 

Jessy said she needed an appetizer and dropped to her knees to give me a bbbj. Then we moved toward the bed but I dropped to my knees and started a daty with her still standing up. Without missing a beat, she held on to my shoulder and raised a leg up to give me better access. We finally got into bed to start a full service. We took a wine break, chatted and gave each other massages.

 

It was finally time for her signature bbbjtc. She licked and sucked it like a kid with a lollipop until I came in her mouth. She held my organ firmly in her mouth until I was completely finished before going to the bathroom to spit it out. If all the semen that ended up in Jessy's mouth were put in a barrel, it would weigh a ton by now. After we cleaned up and got dressed, I gave her $200 and we passionately kissed good-bye.

 

 

Taylor aka Tasha, Taking a Break

TashaLaTouche@hotmail.com, $200/hr for known customers

Taylor: 24 yr, 5'6, 110 lb, perky 34b-24-34, long blonde/blue, shaved, tattoo; 9-9-9.5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, dp, bbbjtc & swallow, body slide, red wine, ex-CF, ex-Tasha@DC

 

I had been trying to set up an appointment with Taylor's agency for a week and when I saw she was removed from the staff listing on the web page, I was certain I had lost one of my favorite companions. However, She established contact with me during the last few days of my Montreal trip and we set up an appointment immediately. I'm not sure whether Taylor or I had the biggest smile when she arrived but we deep-kissed and bear-hugged like long lost lovers. I gave her $200, opened the red wine, and we sipped it while she talked about recent events. She was stressed out with working long hours as an escort while carrying a full course load at the same time. An unpleasant experience with a customer was the last straw and she dropped out of sight the next day.

 

I'll try to keep this review respectable and not go into lurid details. Taylor went to the bathroom to get ready and came out wearing a  furry pink bra and a thong panty. We kissed and undressed each other and got into bed. I took out my massage oil and offered a massage. She asked me if I knew what a body slide was. I told her I hadn't had one for years. She made me lie sunny-side up and poured the massage oil liberally on my chest and tummy. She then slid her naked body all over, massaging me with her breasts and pussy. She slowly moved down and gave me a bbbj.

 

Then it was my turn to give her a body slide, but soon I got sidetracked into sucking her long pink nipples. Then I moved down to her Y for some fine dining. I finally moved up and offered my swollen member to her mouth, practically treating her like a sex object. She didn't have to suck very long before I gave her a warning and squirted away. She swallowed it all as usual. I brought her a warm wet washcloth and wiped her sticky face. We cuddled for a while and agreed to squeeze in another appointment before I left Montreal. I kissed her good-bye without reluctance, knowing I would see her again shortly. And yes, we had even more fun on our next session!

 

Taylor plans to focus on her studies so she has taken a break from the agency routine. However she is thinking about making herself available occasionally to a few of her fans. She gave me permission to post her e-mail address but it will be ymmv on her response.

 

 

Another Encore with Taylor

TashaLaTouche@hotmail.com, $200/hr for known customers

Taylor: 24 yr, 5'6, 110 lb, perky 34b-24-34, long blonde/blue, shaved, tattoo; 9-9-9.5, conversation, deep-kiss, loves-daty, dp, bbbjtc & swallow, body slide, red wine, ex-CF, ex-Tasha@DC

 

This session with Taylor was just two days after the previous one and and followed almost the same pattern. She brought candles and we lit them and turned off the lights for a romantic setting. We had some red wine and cuddled. We had a long session of deep-kissing with lots of tongue before undressing each other. Taylor wasn't wearing a bra under her dress but they didn't need one and held up just fine. We spent a longer time practicing body slides on both back and front. Her body slides were fantastic with her soft body parts kneading all my muscles. My body slides for her suffered from an inherent limitation - there was a hard object between us that had to be dragged over her as well. This object stayed rock hard through all our activities, finally collapsing into jelly after her bbbjtcim & swallow.

 

As we bid good-bye with more kisses, I told her I adored her and I hoped she would still be available for me the next time I visited Montreal. Taylor looked into my eyes and said "Of course! You are special".

 

 

A Dinner Date with Scarlet

Scarlet: $250/hr, $200/hr for repeat clients, http://ca.geocities.com/scarletservices/Scarlet.html, clientappointments@gmail.com; 23 yr, 4'11, 100 lb, 34d real, natural blonde/blue, shaved; 9-9-9, conversation, dfk, daty, dp, bbbj, 2-fs, red wine, ex-Alyson@CelinesFantasies.

 

Scarlet e-mailed me about the new web that she had created on her own. It was tasteful and uncluttered and had pictures showing her petite body and parts of her pretty face. Staring at those pictures made me hungry for her again. I fixed an early evening appointment that didn't leave her time to get home first. So she came straight from work and used my bathroom to get ready. She came out fresh from the shower with just a towel wrapped around her. She picked the white wine for a change and we talked and kissed while I groped her under the towel. Scarlet has a clean youthful look and wears no makeup at all. Everything about her is natural, including her soft breasts, blonde hair and sunny disposition. Her lips are fresh pink just like her nipples and both are delicious to suck on.

 

I undressed and got into bed while she merely discarded the towel. My tongue worked its way slowly from her lips to her Y with a stopover at her nipples. I enjoyed giving her daty to completion. She gave me two helpings of bbbj and full service with a wine and massage break in between. Everything she did felt immensely pleasurable and was delightful to watch.

 

We went for dinner at the hotel restaurant afterwards. I paid a discounted fee/hour for her company at dinner. This was a special favor she extended to me so my review may be biased. We ordered the same table d'hote choices. I don't remember what the food was like or what desserts we picked afterwards. I was enthralled throughout by the sight of the cute little lady in front of me and by the warmth of our intimate conversation. The waiter seemed enthralled too since he enquired often about her wishes in French and virtually ignored me. We strolled out, had the doorman get her a cab, and she kissed good-bye (me, not the doorman).

 

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